What you'd like to tell someone but never would!

leslisa

To large, balding, foreign guy on beach in ulta tight thong who constantly struts in front of me while I'm trying to watch my kid surf. "I know you wear that in your country but here I'd really not like to have to see your gluteous maximus every time I look up. And I'm sure all the ladies love you but your junk really doesn't interest me. Cover that stuff up!!!" Ugh - yuck!!!

_John_

americans are so uptight about public nudity and human sexuality in general.

leslisa

Hmm. I believe a more accurate statement would be to say is "Americans are so uptight about public nudity and human sexuality in general compared to *some* areas of the world." Compared to other areas of the world we are quite tolerant. Consider that in certain countries if a man were to cloth himself in such a manner he would be hauled off and executed. Also, on this particular surf beach, thongs are prohibited (for men & women). Also, the person above could easily have moved himself to one of our local nude beaches where both thongs and complete nudity (and odd sunburns!) are allowed.

Lisa1971

I'd love to tell my MIL not to call me 987,612 times a day. I swear she calls me CONSTANTLY and if I don't answer well, then obviously the house had burned down and I've been kidnapped! She means well but the only time I've yelled at her for calling me is when I was 8 months pregnant. I just wanted to be left alone in my jammies and the next thing I know there she is at the door because I didn't answer her 375 phone call in the past hour. I was SO mad I went apeshit on her! LOL!

cnadiger

"If you flip that channel again, I will have to pull out my gun and make holes in you! Put down the remote!!!"