Shake weight > tape worms > Raspberry ketones > HCG

tomomatic
tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
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  • angievaughn
    angievaughn Posts: 655 Member
    What nobody has anything to say?????
  • mustang289
    mustang289 Posts: 299 Member
    What nobody has anything to say?????

    Hasn't it all been said already?

    None of them work long term....
    but I've recently developed an all-natural oil, clinically proven, 90 day double money-back guarantee, derived from milking non-venomous snakes. Snakes are natures fittest animal due to their method of locomotion. Did you ever see a snake with a muffin top? Call today and we'll DOUBLE your order, just pay separate shipping and handling. (Yeah we just throw it all in one box, but we gotta make a profit somehow, so we hose you on the shipping).
  • iWillGetCrowSomeday
    iWillGetCrowSomeday Posts: 311 Member
    When it comes to comedy, the shake weight wins.
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
    When it comes to comedy, the shake weight wins.

    :laugh:
  • kelly101386
    kelly101386 Posts: 389 Member
    What nobody has anything to say?????

    Hasn't it all been said already?

    None of them work long term....
    but I've recently developed an all-natural oil, clinically proven, 90 day double money-back guarantee, derived from milking non-venomous snakes. Snakes are natures fittest animal due to their method of locomotion. Did you ever see a snake with a muffin top? Call today and we'll DOUBLE your order, just pay separate shipping and handling. (Yeah we just throw it all in one box, but we gotta make a profit somehow, so we hose you on the shipping).

    best answer ever :D
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    What nobody has anything to say?????

    Hasn't it all been said already?

    None of them work long term....
    but I've recently developed an all-natural oil, clinically proven, 90 day double money-back guarantee, derived from milking non-venomous snakes. Snakes are natures fittest animal due to their method of locomotion. Did you ever see a snake with a muffin top? Call today and we'll DOUBLE your order, just pay separate shipping and handling. (Yeah we just throw it all in one box, but we gotta make a profit somehow, so we hose you on the shipping).

    Lisinoprel is a pharmaceutical drug used to control high blood pressure. It's derived from snake venom.
  • mustang289
    mustang289 Posts: 299 Member
    What nobody has anything to say?????

    Hasn't it all been said already?

    None of them work long term....
    but I've recently developed an all-natural oil, clinically proven, 90 day double money-back guarantee, derived from milking non-venomous snakes. Snakes are natures fittest animal due to their method of locomotion. Did you ever see a snake with a muffin top? Call today and we'll DOUBLE your order, just pay separate shipping and handling. (Yeah we just throw it all in one box, but we gotta make a profit somehow, so we hose you on the shipping).

    Lisinoprel is a pharmaceutical drug used to control high blood pressure. It's derived from snake venom.

    No, we don't take their venom, these are non-venomous snakes.
    We milk them from the other end, you know, like milking a cow. This is secret procedure long known in the orient and now available in the west.
  • itsuki
    itsuki Posts: 520 Member
    If you feed the raspberry keytones to the tapeworms and THEN take the tapeworms, you get double the bang for your buck.

    But you have to make sure the tapeworms are eating back their exercise calories. Takes a lot of effort for a tapeworm to wriggle around inside you. Don't want them going into TSM (tapeworm starvation mode), because then you'll lose all your progress.
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    What nobody has anything to say?????

    Hasn't it all been said already?

    None of them work long term....
    but I've recently developed an all-natural oil, clinically proven, 90 day double money-back guarantee, derived from milking non-venomous snakes. Snakes are natures fittest animal due to their method of locomotion. Did you ever see a snake with a muffin top? Call today and we'll DOUBLE your order, just pay separate shipping and handling. (Yeah we just throw it all in one box, but we gotta make a profit somehow, so we hose you on the shipping).

    Lisinoprel is a pharmaceutical drug used to control high blood pressure. It's derived from snake venom.

    No, we don't take their venom, these are non-venomous snakes.
    We milk them from the other end, you know, like milking a cow. This is secret procedure long known in the orient and now available in the west.

    So where does this put this product? Somewhere between Shake Weight and Tape Worms? Or Tapeworms and raspberry ketones?
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    The shake weight is not for exercise. It is a device for women to use which is merely practice for other activities that will help failing relationships. Don't y'all watch Southpark?
  • iWillGetCrowSomeday
    iWillGetCrowSomeday Posts: 311 Member
    The shake weight is not for exercise. It is a device for women to use which is merely practice for other activities that will help failing relationships. Don't y'all watch Southpark?

    I was going to post a South Park gif but decided that would probably get me a strike or something. Whatever happens when you misbehave on the boards.
  • jennifershoo
    jennifershoo Posts: 3,198 Member
    If you feed the raspberry keytones to the tapeworms and THEN take the tapeworms, you get double the bang for your buck.

    But you have to make sure the tapeworms are eating back their exercise calories. Takes a lot of effort for a tapeworm to wriggle around inside you. Don't want them going into TSM (tapeworm starvation mode), because then you'll lose all your progress.

    Winning! :laugh:
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Lions > Tigers > Bears > ....*wait for it*
  • TeaBea
    TeaBea Posts: 14,517 Member
    If you feed the raspberry keytones to the tapeworms and THEN take the tapeworms, you get double the bang for your buck.

    But you have to make sure the tapeworms are eating back their exercise calories. Takes a lot of effort for a tapeworm to wriggle around inside you. Don't want them going into TSM (tapeworm starvation mode), because then you'll lose all your progress.

    I think you're supposed to swallow the tapeworms with a serving of urine (from a pregnant woman) .... but I could be wrong :wink:

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