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Are threads about what counts as H2O really secret IQ tests?

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  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    Yes, and my IQ count is directly related to my water intake in oz., so beware, I'm only at 64 oz for the day. Unless coffee counts, then I'm a GENIUS!!!!
  • FunkyTobias
    FunkyTobias Posts: 1,776 Member
    Don't drink water!!!

    Fish screw in water.

    It's like drinking sheets.
  • MaydayParadeGirl
    MaydayParadeGirl Posts: 190 Member
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    That is all...

    ...is this a joke...
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
    Diet water thats funny
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
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    That is all...

    ...is this a joke...

    Not in the slightest. Are you diet water shaming?
  • BeautifulScarsWECHANGED
    BeautifulScarsWECHANGED Posts: 749 Member
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    That is all...

    ...is this a joke...

    Not in the slightest. Are you diet water shaming?

    ...wait, can I count diet water as water?
  • GnomeLove
    GnomeLove Posts: 379
    If I cry alone in my house because I just binged on beer and some type of Mexican food...should I subtract those tears from my water intake?
  • BeautifulScarsWECHANGED
    BeautifulScarsWECHANGED Posts: 749 Member
    If I cry alone in my house because I just binged on beer and some type of Mexican food...should I subtract those tears from my water intake?

    YES, but only 3/4 of them because some will absorb back into the skin before you can wipe them away.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    It keeps longer this way!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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    It keeps longer this way!

    Macros?
  • KML617
    KML617 Posts: 220 Member
    Beer is mostly water so it counts.

    Only if you're drinking Coors Light


    :laugh: For real!!
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    It keeps longer this way!

    ^ comes in a container with a label. by definition... not clean.
  • lisy28
    lisy28 Posts: 156 Member
    My only question is . . . . can I count vodka as water?

    YES MOST DEFINATLEY!
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
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    That is all...

    ...is this a joke...

    Not in the slightest. Are you diet water shaming?

    ...wait, can I count diet water as water?

    No, you can only count water as water. Sheesh.
  • cheyennekl
    cheyennekl Posts: 90 Member
    since people are 50% to 60% water, that is where I get most of my water from.

    We have found the creator of the "human flesh" entry in the food database...

    Finally, I know who to thank for that, I was worried I wouldn't be able to log all my calories properly!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I graduated high school with an IQ above 120. A recent test had me down to 115. I blame the water and Fluoridation.
  • cheyennekl
    cheyennekl Posts: 90 Member
    When i signed up, they said there would be no math. NO MATH!

    But math is the meaning of life...observe:

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    How many roads must a man walk down?
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    There is an add for Budlight Lime-a-Ritas and Straw-ber-Ritas at the top of my page, and I can't remember what I was going to say...
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    Only if you can dance and swim in in a beautiful light show, while chillin with sea creatures.

    :huh: or so I've heard
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    i don't get it
  • grantdumas7
    grantdumas7 Posts: 802 Member
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    That is all...
    Maybe the water is from a third world country and if you consume it you will get diarrhea.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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  • beelanc
    beelanc Posts: 71 Member
    if you are loosing wait then you have past the test.

    It hurt me to read this...
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Hey OP put this on your permanent record...hey this ain't water?!

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  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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