When doing a surplus...

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  • Timbur_Wolf
    Timbur_Wolf Posts: 116 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    Perhaps some calories, with a side of calories??
    Sounds tasty, I love me some calories. Damn good.

  • Springfield1970
    Springfield1970 Posts: 1,945 Member
    Shhhhh....listen to this! I've heard that if you don't eat enough calories your body actually SHRINKS.... OMG!
  • Timbur_Wolf
    Timbur_Wolf Posts: 116 Member
    Springfield1970 wrote: »
    Shhhhh....listen to this! I've heard that if you don't eat enough calories your body actually SHRINKS.... OMG!
    The body actually shrinks?...That's blasphemy! It merely deflates...nothing an air pump and some duct tape can't fix.

  • 3laine75
    3laine75 Posts: 3,069 Member
    Springfield1970 wrote: »
    Shhhhh....listen to this! I've heard that if you don't eat enough calories your body actually SHRINKS.... OMG!

    Totally untrue...if you don't eat enough calories, you get the starvation mode and your body turns everything into fat (especially deh sugar) and you actually gain weight XD

    Do you even MFP?!
  • Springfield1970
    Springfield1970 Posts: 1,945 Member
    3laine75 wrote: »
    Springfield1970 wrote: »
    Shhhhh....listen to this! I've heard that if you don't eat enough calories your body actually SHRINKS.... OMG!

    Totally untrue...if you don't eat enough calories, you get the starvation mode and your body turns everything into fat (especially deh sugar) and you actually gain weight XD

    Do you even MFP?!

    Once, I ate 14 quarter pounders with cheese and ran so fast my legs fell off and I lost....get this...65 pounds! In one day! I think it's called TEC (Thermic Effect of Cheeseburgers).
  • Springfield1970
    Springfield1970 Posts: 1,945 Member
    Timbur_Wolf wrote: »
    Springfield1970 wrote: »
    Shhhhh....listen to this! I've heard that if you don't eat enough calories your body actually SHRINKS.... OMG!
    The body actually shrinks?...That's blasphemy! It merely deflates...nothing an air pump and some duct tape can't fix.

    I think you're on the wrong forum? Try Fetlife..... X

  • Timbur_Wolf
    Timbur_Wolf Posts: 116 Member
    Springfield1970 wrote: »
    Timbur_Wolf wrote: »
    Springfield1970 wrote: »
    Shhhhh....listen to this! I've heard that if you don't eat enough calories your body actually SHRINKS.... OMG!
    The body actually shrinks?...That's blasphemy! It merely deflates...nothing an air pump and some duct tape can't fix.

    I think you're on the wrong forum? Try Fetlife..... X
    Tried it, didn't like it...they don't believe in safe words there....I'm still butthurt (not literally).

  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    Timbur_Wolf wrote: »
    Springfield1970 wrote: »
    Timbur_Wolf wrote: »
    Springfield1970 wrote: »
    Shhhhh....listen to this! I've heard that if you don't eat enough calories your body actually SHRINKS.... OMG!
    The body actually shrinks?...That's blasphemy! It merely deflates...nothing an air pump and some duct tape can't fix.

    I think you're on the wrong forum? Try Fetlife..... X
    Tried it, didn't like it...they don't believe in safe words there....I'm still butthurt (not literally).


    perhaps choosing YES as your safe word was your first mistake.
  • Timbur_Wolf
    Timbur_Wolf Posts: 116 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    Timbur_Wolf wrote: »
    Springfield1970 wrote: »
    Timbur_Wolf wrote: »
    Springfield1970 wrote: »
    Shhhhh....listen to this! I've heard that if you don't eat enough calories your body actually SHRINKS.... OMG!
    The body actually shrinks?...That's blasphemy! It merely deflates...nothing an air pump and some duct tape can't fix.

    I think you're on the wrong forum? Try Fetlife..... X
    Tried it, didn't like it...they don't believe in safe words there....I'm still butthurt (not literally).


    perhaps choosing YES as your safe word was your first mistake.

    Now that I look back and think, maybe you're right...should've used something more obvious.
    Like "oooh!" or something.

  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    Timbur_Wolf wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    Timbur_Wolf wrote: »
    Springfield1970 wrote: »
    Timbur_Wolf wrote: »
    Springfield1970 wrote: »
    Shhhhh....listen to this! I've heard that if you don't eat enough calories your body actually SHRINKS.... OMG!
    The body actually shrinks?...That's blasphemy! It merely deflates...nothing an air pump and some duct tape can't fix.

    I think you're on the wrong forum? Try Fetlife..... X
    Tried it, didn't like it...they don't believe in safe words there....I'm still butthurt (not literally).


    perhaps choosing YES as your safe word was your first mistake.

    Now that I look back and think, maybe you're right...should've used something more obvious.
    Like "oooh!" or something.

    giveittomesogood probably isnt' your best bet either- but I mean- hey- different strokes.

    <giggity>
  • Timbur_Wolf
    Timbur_Wolf Posts: 116 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    Timbur_Wolf wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    Timbur_Wolf wrote: »
    Springfield1970 wrote: »
    Timbur_Wolf wrote: »
    Springfield1970 wrote: »
    Shhhhh....listen to this! I've heard that if you don't eat enough calories your body actually SHRINKS.... OMG!
    The body actually shrinks?...That's blasphemy! It merely deflates...nothing an air pump and some duct tape can't fix.

    I think you're on the wrong forum? Try Fetlife..... X
    Tried it, didn't like it...they don't believe in safe words there....I'm still butthurt (not literally).


    perhaps choosing YES as your safe word was your first mistake.

    Now that I look back and think, maybe you're right...should've used something more obvious.
    Like "oooh!" or something.

    giveittomesogood probably isnt' your best bet either- but I mean- hey- different strokes.

    <giggity>
    Mmm, yeah, probably not...Something tells me we're doing this wrong *shrugs* different folks lol.

    <Goo>

  • Springfield1970
    Springfield1970 Posts: 1,945 Member
    edited March 2015
    Timbur_Wolf wrote: »
    Springfield1970 wrote: »
    Timbur_Wolf wrote: »
    Springfield1970 wrote: »
    Shhhhh....listen to this! I've heard that if you don't eat enough calories your body actually SHRINKS.... OMG!
    The body actually shrinks?...That's blasphemy! It merely deflates...nothing an air pump and some duct tape can't fix.

    I think you're on the wrong forum? Try Fetlife..... X
    Tried it, didn't like it...they don't believe in safe words there....I'm still butthurt (not literally).

    Brilliant!

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