Business Toiletiquette

exwilson

If you're like me, you end up going to the bathroom a few times a day at work. It happens and cannot be avoided. I've come to notice a lot absolutely terrible toiletiquette from my co-workers. It's prompted me to start posting signs. I like to put them in the form of a haiku. For instance:

Please don't talk to me
at the sink. I know you know
that I made that stink.

or

Please do check the seat
before you leave. Your pubic
hair will make me heave.

What business toiletiquette infractions have you noticed? How do you respond to them?

530roman

Bad toiletiquette is stinking it up multiple times a day.

exwilson

@530roman‌ - are you suggesting that my 2-3 trips per day is bad toiletiquette? I will point out that I use Poo Pourri so as to leave the illusion that my s*** don't stink.

530roman

I actually was just looking for an opportunity to spell toiletiquette with my eyes closed. It was difficult, but I managed. Carry on.




PS- I hope you have TP with aloe.

Joannah700

First off - thank you for being the one person who uses poopouri at work. It's appreciated.

For awhile, I was the unofficial communications hub for my office. People would share their bathroom grievances, and expect me to DO something about it. This prompted me to at one point send out an inter-office e-mail with the subject line, "Don't Fling the Monkey Poo".

Yeah...that's right. Use or don't use your imagination.

kinkyslinky16

I love the haiku