Bootea teatox

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  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
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    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    Boiling peeps is just plain cruel. They have feelings, too!

    Hence the removal of the eyes in preparation for the cleanse.

    Limoncello-Peeps-and-Cupcakes-sugar-cookingwithcurls.com_.jpg
  • kaseyr1505
    kaseyr1505 Posts: 624 Member
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    It gave me the power of invisibility, so now I can sabotage the diets of everyone around me.
  • SconnieCat
    SconnieCat Posts: 770 Member
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    tincanonastring wrote: »
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    Boiling peeps is just plain cruel. They have feelings, too!

    Hence the removal of the eyes in preparation for the cleanse.

    Limoncello-Peeps-and-Cupcakes-sugar-cookingwithcurls.com_.jpg

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    Am I doing it right? I want to make sure I'm getting the most out of my Peep cleanse.
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
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    Is that a peeping peep I see? Never did trust those blue ones...
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,139 Member
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    you just got ripped off....
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
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    tincanonastring wrote: »
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    Boiling peeps is just plain cruel. They have feelings, too!

    Hence the removal of the eyes in preparation for the cleanse.

    Limoncello-Peeps-and-Cupcakes-sugar-cookingwithcurls.com_.jpg

    Ah, good thinking! No eyes to bore into your very soul. B)

  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,139 Member
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    you will lose five pounds of water out your booty...
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,139 Member
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    the only cleanse I endorse is the pizza cleanse...
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
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    ndj1979 wrote: »
    the only cleanse I endorse is the pizza cleanse...

    I know the guy who came up with that and he's a total charlatan! Don't trust him. You won't lose any weight with the pizza cleanse. Try my 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM).
  • SconnieCat
    SconnieCat Posts: 770 Member
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    ndj1979 wrote: »
    the only cleanse I endorse is the pizza cleanse...

    Taco Bell cleanse all the way. Just make sure you keep the plush, soft toilet paper on hand.

    Source: Previous experience.
  • diannethegeek
    diannethegeek Posts: 14,776 Member
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    I'll just drop this link off here: http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/1159755/looking-for-a-detox-cleanse
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    edited March 2015
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    "tincanonastring wrote: »
    Try my 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM).

    But wait! Do you double it if I pay separate shipping and handling?

  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
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    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    "tincanonastring wrote: »
    Try my 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM).

    But wait! Do you double it if I pay separate shipping and handling?

    Well, technically you're just buying my book. All materials sold separately.
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
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    <--- should've read the fine print. <sigh>
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,943 Member
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    SconnieCat wrote: »
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    the only cleanse I endorse is the pizza cleanse...

    Taco Bell cleanse all the way. Just make sure you keep the plush, soft toilet paper on hand.

    Source: Previous experience.

    Citation to your source, please! :D
  • jkal1979
    jkal1979 Posts: 1,896 Member
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    My favorite Detox

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    The only problem I've had with this Detox is that it's hard to find a gif that doesn't violate the MFP guidelines.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    If you wouldn't abuse laxatives for weight loss, don't buy weight loss tea. It will do nothing but dehydrate you and send you to the bathroom by irritating your innards. It's a money sucking scam. I hope you can get your money back!

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