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Paddy's day limericks!!!

moijo705
moijo705 Posts: 949 Member
in Chit-Chat
Do you know any?

Please keep it clean ;)


There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose **** was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
While wiping his chin,
"If my ear was a ****, I could **** it."

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  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    There was a young girl from Nantucket
    Whose fanny was just like a bucket.
    If she opened her legs wide,
    You could see right inside,
    My God! Would you want to *kitten* it?!
  • maggymouse
    maggymouse Posts: 15 Member
    I haven't flagged you mojito, but you say 'keep it clean' then everything that gets posted rhymes with 'truck' so of course some people won't like it. I came onto this thread looking for some funny rhymes: I have no problems with the 'f' word myself, in context, but there's nothing here I could share with my Mum, is there?
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
    edited March 2015
    And really? The best limerick you could come up with is the "Man from Nantucket"? It should be flagged for lack or originality. Nevermind the hypocrisy of saying "keep it clean" and then you lead with that.

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    There was once a very sad daddy
    Whose golf game was going quite badly
    He looked left and right
    With no ball in sight
    I think that he needed a caddy!

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