Any sexual encounter or chat with an MFP user?

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  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    Curvaceousnsassy wrote: »
    The married men on here think this is a free for all...it's unreal. And the lies are unreal too. Just saying.

    I'm married and uninterested in any of you. What say you to that?

    pat.gif
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    This thread is still going on? lol I thought they closed it.
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    edited March 2015
    BlackScorpio91 wrote: »
    This thread is still going on? lol I thought they closed it.

    They can't lock me out! Man, F*** da police!*

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    *Please don't ban me.
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    BlackScorpio91 wrote: »
    This thread is still going on? lol I thought they closed it.

    They can't lock me out! Man, F*** da police!*

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    *Please don't ban me.

    LMAO
  • techgal128
    techgal128 Posts: 719 Member
    I had a guy ask me how big my boobs are so I got that going for me which is nice.
  • Jessica_L_E
    Jessica_L_E Posts: 1,969 Member
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    Curvaceousnsassy wrote: »
    The married men on here think this is a free for all...it's unreal. And the lies are unreal too. Just saying.

    I'm married and uninterested in any of you. What say you to that?

    pat.gif

    Then you must be a decent guy.
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    Curvaceousnsassy wrote: »
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    Curvaceousnsassy wrote: »
    The married men on here think this is a free for all...it's unreal. And the lies are unreal too. Just saying.

    I'm married and uninterested in any of you. What say you to that?

    pat.gif

    Then you must be a decent guy.

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  • BraveNewdGirl
    BraveNewdGirl Posts: 937 Member
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  • StrayAlien
    StrayAlien Posts: 26 Member
    Just reading this thread made my day.
  • winf
    winf Posts: 764 Member
    Not tonight... but the night is young :-)
  • Loves2Lift
    Loves2Lift Posts: 544 Member
    @winf where do I apply?!
  • winf
    winf Posts: 764 Member
    @losinit84 Applications are excepted directly to my inbox :wink: lol
  • Loves2Lift
    Loves2Lift Posts: 544 Member
    @winf guess that means we gotta be friends...
  • laurenehoag
    laurenehoag Posts: 2 Member
    edited March 2015
    Nope
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    Curvaceousnsassy wrote: »
    The married men on here think this is a free for all...it's unreal. And the lies are unreal too. Just saying.

    I'm married and uninterested in any of you. What say you to that?

    pat.gif


    THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHT :'(
  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
    i actually went on a real life date with someone I met on MFP! it was.....weird. we went bowling and they kept trying to log the calories they'd burned on our date- haha!
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    itsfuntobenormal wrote: »
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    Curvaceousnsassy wrote: »
    The married men on here think this is a free for all...it's unreal. And the lies are unreal too. Just saying.

    I'm married and uninterested in any of you. What say you to that?

    pat.gif


    THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHT :'(
    Curvaceousnsassy wrote: »
    The married men on here think this is a free for all...it's unreal. And the lies are unreal too. Just saying.

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  • Call_Me_BIGDADDY
    Call_Me_BIGDADDY Posts: 2,016 Member
    @fara180‌ don't tell them about our date! Lol
  • fatjon73
    fatjon73 Posts: 379 Member
    Wow....being fairly new to the internet I have found this thread rather eye opening.......all I can say is I have been doing it wrong all these years.......But I do want to know HOW????? where do you have your keyboard??? how do you type and do whatever you do??? do you get drunk first like in real life??? is the first 5 times a fumble in the dark like in real life....(unless drunk of course....then its mind blowing)

    Do you think they could add a section for this type of thread on the Mentors page???? some of you freaky ones out there (you know who you are!!!) can come teach us novices how its done.....like you do with MFP and exercise......


    I also feel the sudden urge to post relevant cat pictures.......

    Here is a new profile pic for a few of you.......
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    Here is one for the trolls....
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    My Personal Favourite.....
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    Relevance....
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    Says it all really......
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    This came to mind......
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    And this........
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    Think a few of these are needed round here too......
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    Just in case I missed anyone.......
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    Wow I really enjoyed that thanks.......

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  • Showtime1978
    Showtime1978 Posts: 109 Member
    Thanks for the laughs, some of the pics/gifs are ones I hadn't seen before!
    I dated someone for 2 years that I met on here....so yes.
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    Oh God! Not this thread again. The penis thread has brought the freak out in all of us.
  • AmberStarr_87
    AmberStarr_87 Posts: 1,291 Member
    530roman wrote: »
    Oh God! Not this thread again. The penis thread has brought the freak out in all of us.

    I concur.
  • rughead06
    rughead06 Posts: 4,291 Member
    nope not on here
  • XxQueenMxX
    XxQueenMxX Posts: 683 Member
    Can't even imagine doing so. But who knows. Maybe if I was single.
  • Ivey05131980
    Ivey05131980 Posts: 1,118 Member
    Belle8312 wrote: »
    My question is, what's the difference between this site and going to an actual online dating site? As long as everyone is over the age of 18 and you're not married and/or involved with someone else...do what you gotta do! :smiley:

    This.
  • s92bass
    s92bass Posts: 6
    giannigreco83 wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    I would NEVER hump someone I met on MFP. NEVER!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???

    oh...do people on MFP carry diseases or are banned from sexual activities?

    Lol
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    how the hell did this thread pass me by, most of you are on my FL so i know what you are like you dirty sex chat craved people
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    s92bass wrote: »
    giannigreco83 wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    I would NEVER hump someone I met on MFP. NEVER!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???

    oh...do people on MFP carry diseases or are banned from sexual activities?

    Lol

    Don't laugh. Ever see the avatars with the jailbars over them?
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    s92bass wrote: »
    giannigreco83 wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    I would NEVER hump someone I met on MFP. NEVER!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???

    oh...do people on MFP carry diseases or are banned from sexual activities?

    Lol

    Don't laugh. Ever see the avatars with the jailbars over them?

    And there's Trojans and all kinds of other viruses that can be contracted over the web.
  • AmberStarr_87
    AmberStarr_87 Posts: 1,291 Member
    530roman wrote: »
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    s92bass wrote: »
    giannigreco83 wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    I would NEVER hump someone I met on MFP. NEVER!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???

    oh...do people on MFP carry diseases or are banned from sexual activities?

    Lol

    Don't laugh. Ever see the avatars with the jailbars over them?

    And there's Trojans and all kinds of other viruses that can be contracted over the web.

    Word play.. Foreplay for the internets.
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