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Man Periods

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  • mustang289
    mustang289 Posts: 299 Member
    Men get them, but we don't call them 'periods', its called a 'question mark'

    As in when you ask us a question, we just respond with 'huh?'
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    Not since I went through the change. Hot flashes are a pain in the *kitten*...lemme tell ya!
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    Men get them, but we don't call them 'periods', its called a 'question mark'

    As in when you ask us a question, we just respond with 'huh?'
    oh, they were saying "huh"?

    I thought it was, "duh".

    My bad. :flowerforyou:
  • Otter1422
    Otter1422 Posts: 162 Member
    Depends on the "dry spell".


    It is a constant cycle of increasing tension, stress and anxiety that increases by the hour up till the point the dry spell ends, and then starts over.

    This!

    I believe the medical term is Baby Batter Build Up Syndrome and your man she seek out a support group at your local dance club.
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    They are called hemorrhoids.
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
    YES! They do. Its best to just throw beer and steaks at them, then run away.
  • mmm_drop
    mmm_drop Posts: 1,126 Member
    Periods aren't nearly as bad as semicolons; semicolons are a mother effer.
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    Man periods usually come on about 3-4 days with no sex. They can be real miserable if no self pleasure is taken during that time.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    Blasphemer!

    Burn the witch!

    [img]http://i383.photobucket.com/albums/oo274/fcz_x/Gif Marvel Alliance Facebook/brujaescarlata.gif[/img]
  • Morninglory81
    Morninglory81 Posts: 1,190 Member
    I find getting naked helps alleviate the symptoms!:bigsmile:
  • treagal
    treagal Posts: 264 Member
    I always noticed one guy I dated got super cranky (like pms cranky) when we were close to a full moon.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    I always noticed one guy I dated got super cranky (like pms cranky) when we were close to a full moon.

    He must have been a warewolf.
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