We Flirt Because ... ?

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  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,324 Member
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    Because I feel bad crushing dreams. So I flirt to make people think that they might have a slight chance to get with all this *gestures at self*.
    Until you've seen my friends list, don't u judge me.

    you and you. underwear pillow fight with me...NAO!
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
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    Because I feel bad crushing dreams. So I flirt to make people think that they might have a slight chance to get with all this *gestures at self*.
    Until you've seen my friends list, don't u judge me.

    you and you. underwear pillow fight with me...NAO!

    I saw you and they hit the floor!
  • katecasso47
    katecasso47 Posts: 20
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    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
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    Hi...:smooched:
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    flirting? i find this behavior curious.

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  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Flirting on MFP? I think weve all skipped that and gone to full on orgies.
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
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    Because I feel bad crushing dreams. So I flirt to make people think that they might have a slight chance to get with all this *gestures at self*.

    What a noble gesture.

    What can I say, I've always been generous to the less fortunate.
  • m76b
    m76b Posts: 1,498 Member
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  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    I don't know how to flirt. I deflect it with humour and self-deprecation.
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
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    I don't know how to flirt. I deflect it with humour and self-deprecation.

    Would rub rack on!
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    I flirt because MFP is teeming with hot people. I wanna get some of that.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,129 Member
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    Slow down everyone. I'm writing down all the girls' names so I can flirt with them later.
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
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    How else am I suppose to know who will get naked with me.
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    because? there is no because....

    it's i AM

    I don't flirt because...i AM flirt....

    I am a flirt, the flirt, of flirtatious flirty flirts....

    it's in my blood.
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
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    I flirt because MFP is teeming with hot people. I wanna get some of that.

    But you never called me back!
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
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    because? there is no because....

    it's i AM

    I don't flirt because...i AM flirt....

    I am a flirt, the flirt, of flirtatious flirty flirts....

    it's in my blood.


    Smack that!
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    How else am I suppose to know who will get naked with me.

    Hey, baby, wanna get naked with me?




    psst, she's one of the hot people I was speaking of earlier.
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
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    How else am I suppose to know who will get naked with me.

    Ties you up
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
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    Was this thread actually just created to create more flirting.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    We flirt because when they flirt back, it boosts our egos.

    Also, some of these hot women here don't realize their hotness and it seems almost criminal to me that they don't. I like to fix that where I can.

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