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If you were handcuffed to the poster above you what would you do?

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  • Building_Bulk
    Building_Bulk Posts: 20,596 Member
    Pull the fire alarm. I get free and she gets her firemen. :p
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    Saw his arm off,
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    sdfrcf wrote: »
    Pull the fire alarm. I get free and she gets her firemen. :p
    I think he's scared of me. You are a trained fireman

  • ashley1215
    ashley1215 Posts: 2,199 Member
    pechepanda wrote: »
    ashley1215 wrote: »
    Am I the only one who would cut everyone else's arm off? I guess it's cuz I like to cut people open in surgery. I would put u back together or at least stop the bleeding I promise
    I would depending on the person
    Id leave you cause you could remember stuff I miss in class. And you can tell time and tell me where I need to be


    Sadly as smart as I am my memory is shhhhhit... But I would sure try.
  • ashley1215
    ashley1215 Posts: 2,199 Member
    Then again.... I've been through way too much school/ so "off with her arm"
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    ashley1215 wrote: »
    pechepanda wrote: »
    ashley1215 wrote: »
    Am I the only one who would cut everyone else's arm off? I guess it's cuz I like to cut people open in surgery. I would put u back together or at least stop the bleeding I promise
    I would depending on the person
    Id leave you cause you could remember stuff I miss in class. And you can tell time and tell me where I need to be


    Sadly as smart as I am my memory is shhhhhit... But I would sure try.
    Ah well that's no help
    Off with your arm then :)
    Don't worry I'll saw off both do it looks even
  • ashley1215
    ashley1215 Posts: 2,199 Member
    ... Looks like "make a move and the panda gets it..." lol.
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    ashley1215 wrote: »
    ... Looks like "make a move and the panda gets it..." lol.
    You can try :)
    I'm good with an axe though and that's what I'd use
  • ashley1215
    ashley1215 Posts: 2,199 Member
    Well I'm great with a scalpel. Actually just cut out someone's tongue today. <real story
  • davester813
    davester813 Posts: 62 Member
    Frisk her first to make sure she had no scalpel or sharp instruments
  • ashley1215
    ashley1215 Posts: 2,199 Member
    Hahahaha that's cute.
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    Cool
    I'm ok with scalpels, mostly for dissection though
    And they don't hurt as much as the axe
  • winf
    winf Posts: 764 Member
    edited March 2015
    Do shots. It might take me a while to find the key.
  • ashley1215
    ashley1215 Posts: 2,199 Member
    Seduce you into breaking your arm to get them off
  • kendall916
    kendall916 Posts: 4,222 Member
    Drop the others pants off with my other hand? -shrug- nah!
  • winf
    winf Posts: 764 Member
    Not necessary 0_o
  • ashley1215
    ashley1215 Posts: 2,199 Member
    Not if you want to keep your hand lol
  • ashley1215
    ashley1215 Posts: 2,199 Member
    ^serious
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    Saw her hand off and then get her to show me how to reattach it
  • winf
    winf Posts: 764 Member
    You're crazy. I like it.
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    Your arm gets shot off with the gun cause I just want to see if I can aim that well
    And you said I could play with it.
  • ashley1215
    ashley1215 Posts: 2,199 Member
    pechepanda wrote: »
    Saw her hand off and then get her to show me how to reattach it

    You wouldn't make it to get mine off but I would show you how to reattach it on yourself :open_mouth:
  • winf
    winf Posts: 764 Member
    What is this, Saw VIII? Now people are getting broke bones, cut up, and shot at. All things I like to avoid.
  • ashley1215
    ashley1215 Posts: 2,199 Member
    Lol. Okay I wouldn't give you an open fracture. It would be closed. And I might use local anesthetic if I had some on me ;)
  • shizzlenitts
    shizzlenitts Posts: 149 Member
    i could think of worse things
  • ashley1215
    ashley1215 Posts: 2,199 Member
    Me too ;)
  • winf
    winf Posts: 764 Member
    Lets just stick with handcuffs and a light flogging
  • ashley1215
    ashley1215 Posts: 2,199 Member
    I don't know what flogging is lol
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    ashley1215 wrote: »
    pechepanda wrote: »
    Saw her hand off and then get her to show me how to reattach it

    You wouldn't make it to get mine off but I would show you how to reattach it on yourself :open_mouth:

    Can you show me with @winf‌ 's arm?
  • kendall916
    kendall916 Posts: 4,222 Member
    Lather tons of butter on my hand and see if I can slide the cuffs off
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