If I ........ Would You......

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  • Jrodasff
    Jrodasff Posts: 334 Member
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    Being that I am a fireman I would have to say yes!

    If my zipper was down in public would you tell me
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,834 Member
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    No, because I've always wanted a reason to sing this:
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    Would you sing it with me?
  • Rochelle951
    Rochelle951 Posts: 1,389 Member
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    Sure, just not the Alicia keys version
    If I wore polka dots and stripes together would you tease me?
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    Never, you can rock polka dots and stripes together!

    If there is a spider in my room, would you 'take care' of it for me?
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,834 Member
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    No, look how cute they go together! :smiley:
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    If I was a hussy and flirted with everyone at a bar would you still hang out with me?
  • Rochelle951
    Rochelle951 Posts: 1,389 Member
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    We would be two hussys flirting lol
    If a stranger smacked your butt, would you smack him?
  • Jrodasff
    Jrodasff Posts: 334 Member
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    If it was a woman, I would forgive her. If it was a guy, Id punch him in the face.

    If I had a piece of toilet paper stuck to my shoe, would you tell me?
  • Rochelle951
    Rochelle951 Posts: 1,389 Member
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    Yes I would
    If my skirt was stucked in my panties would you tell me?
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,834 Member
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    probably unless it was him!
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    Then I'd take him home and spank back! :tongue: :naughty:

    Would you be my alibi if I did that?
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    Yes. Absolutely

    If my lipstick was stuck on my teeth, would you let me know?
  • Jrodasff
    Jrodasff Posts: 334 Member
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    Probably not.

    If my zipper was down in public would you let me know?
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,834 Member
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    I would!

    Would you tell me if I had something hanging from my nose? :grimace:
  • Rochelle951
    Rochelle951 Posts: 1,389 Member
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    That's girl code, absolutely
    If I go skydiving would you be my partner?
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    ffjrodas wrote: »
    Probably not.

    If my zipper was down in public would you let me know?

    But why not? :anguished:

    And yes, I will tell you about your zipper.

    If I cooked something horrible tasting, would you tell me the truth?

  • Jrodasff
    Jrodasff Posts: 334 Member
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    PewterSky wrote: »
    ffjrodas wrote: »
    Probably not.

    If my zipper was down in public would you let me know?

    But why not? :anguished:

    And yes, I will tell you about your zipper.

    If I cooked something horrible tasting, would you tell me the truth?

    Let's say I just randomly saw you at Starbucks. That would be hard for me to go up to a random girl and say " hey just to let you know you have lipstick on your teeth." I sound like a weirdo.

    If I was a personal trainer would you pick me as your coach?
  • Rochelle951
    Rochelle951 Posts: 1,389 Member
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    I would have to see your credentials lol
    If I was drowning would you save me?
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,834 Member
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    I would think you were a weirdo! :tongue:
    and sure!

    If I always talked you out of training to go to lunch instead would you?
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    Only once a week.

    If I asked you to help me pick out the perfect date dress, would you?
  • elephant2mouse
    elephant2mouse Posts: 906 Member
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    Of course.

    If I offended you unknowingly would you let me know?
  • margraatch
    margraatch Posts: 48 Member
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    Yes.

    Would you give up your bus seat for me?

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