Delayed Onset Hunger Syndrome?

Burt_Huttz

Hello Myfitnesspals,

I frequently suffer from DOHS, which is delayed onset hunger syndrome. I find that when I eat some food for dinner, and then I go to bed, I'm frequently hungry the next day.

It's really uncanny and I think it's high time we had an acronym to describe this terrible condition.

There are other delayed-onset symptoms and syndromes that plague me. Certainly delayed onset exhaustion, where I work a full day and then I get home and everything's totally cool until I take my shoes and socks off. Then wham! I get hit with DOES.

With love,
Burt

LiftAllThePizzas

I call it day after muscle nagging.

Cryptonomnomicon

Couldn't help myself, sorry to distract from this significant scientific discovery.
https://youtu.be/faRlFsYmkeY

Burt_Huttz

LiftAllThePizzas wrote: »

I call it day after muscle nagging.

That's a good term. I also think damaged internal cellular kinesthetics.

gothchiq

I see what you did there.

Also, delayed onset hunger = DOH!

EvgeniZyntx

jayliospecky

Well EXCUSE ME for using the term.

You know, you could have just taken this up with me privately, but you had to drag this out into the public forum so everyone could pick a side and turn this into a gong show. Perhaps you could have set up a private group where you and I could hash out our differences with a neutral, wise, and benevolent third party to guide us.

It's not like I INVENTED the term.

Y CAN'T YOU JUST LET IT GO!??!!?

homerjspartan

I get DOCS a lot. Delayed Onset Celibate Syndrome. It is where I don't have sex during the day or at night and then BOOM! The next day I don't have sex again.

My wife says there is no cure. She never lies to me.

What do I do?

Burt_Huttz

jayliospecky wrote: »

Well EXCUSE ME for using the term.

You know, you could have just taken this up with me privately, but you had to drag this out into the public forum so everyone could pick a side and turn this into a gong show. Perhaps you could have set up a private group where you and I could hash out our differences with a neutral, wise, and benevolent third party to guide us.

It's not like I INVENTED the term.

Y CAN'T YOU JUST LET IT GO!??!!?

Not everything is about you, Jennifer!

homerjspartan wrote: »

I get DOCS a lot. Delayed Onset Celibate Syndrome. It is where I don't have sex during the day or at night and then BOOM! The next day I don't have sex again.

My wife says there is no cure. She never lies to me.

What do I do?

This sounds chronic.

jayliospecky

Burt_Huttz wrote: »

jayliospecky wrote: »

Well EXCUSE ME for using the term.

You know, you could have just taken this up with me privately, but you had to drag this out into the public forum so everyone could pick a side and turn this into a gong show. Perhaps you could have set up a private group where you and I could hash out our differences with a neutral, wise, and benevolent third party to guide us.

It's not like I INVENTED the term.

Y CAN'T YOU JUST LET IT GO!??!!?

Not everything is about you, Jennifer!

I find that hard to believe.

Cindy4FunFit

At least you're not caught up in the NET (Night Eating Terrors). That's a real problem.

Burt_Huttz

Cindy4FunFit wrote: »

At least you're not caught up in the NET (Night Eating Terrors). That's a real problem.

cold cuts + cold sweats = real terror

DopeItUp

homerjspartan wrote: »

I get DOCS a lot. Delayed Onset Celibate Syndrome. It is where I don't have sex during the day or at night and then BOOM! The next day I don't have sex again.

My wife says there is no cure. She never lies to me.

What do I do?

Have you tried IF?

Intermittent Fornication. Long sexytime fasts followed by 8 hours of intense action.

danasings

My hunger is never delayed. Tell me more.