detox!!

NewMeAB2015
NewMeAB2015 Posts: 24 Member
edited November 15 in Health and Weight Loss
Has anyone done a detox and lost a good amount
of weight and were able to
keep the weight off for good?

Replies

  • janejellyroll
    janejellyroll Posts: 25,763 Member
    My body naturally "detoxes" each day. If yours doesn't, you should probably seek immediate medical attention.

    Are you talking about those bogus "detox" plans floating around the internet? You can lose water weight through those, but that is about all they are good for. You won't get lasting weight loss through drinking lemon water/cayenne pepper/green juices/whatever.
  • DemoraFairy
    DemoraFairy Posts: 1,806 Member
    You're not going to find much support for detoxes here.

    Have a read through this: http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/1159755/looking-for-a-detox-cleanse
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    You don't need to detox. Eat less, move more.
  • zamphir66
    zamphir66 Posts: 582 Member
    Your kidneys and liver do all your detoxing for you, and they need a wide assortment of vitamins and minerals to do so effectively.

    So, ironically, many "detoxes" probably leave you more "toxic" than beforehand.

    Detoxes are great for separating people from their money, that's all.
  • SexyKatherine73
    SexyKatherine73 Posts: 221 Member
    are you on hard drugs??? that is the only thing you can detox from .... your kidneys and liver detox you every minute of every day.... I think you mean ... do fad diets work .... no they don't one can't not live of juicing or drinking or eating strange combination of foods.

    eating a balanced diet and following calories in vs calories works.
  • PeachyPlum
    PeachyPlum Posts: 1,243 Member
    The best detox plan I'm aware of is the Drink Water/Expel Water plan. Your body detoxes naturally through metabolic processes.

    The best way you can help it along is to give it adequate water to work with.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    I want a dollar for every detox thread... I would be rich :)
  • I_Will_End_You
    I_Will_End_You Posts: 4,397 Member
    Look up the Peep Cleanse. I've heard that wipes all the toxins out.
  • betuel75
    betuel75 Posts: 776 Member
    randomtai wrote: »
    I want a dollar for every detox thread... I would be rich :)

    Lol, they are one after the other. Don't they look around and read the already numerous detox threads before posting a new detox thread...
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    randomtai wrote: »
    I want a dollar for every detox thread... I would be rich :)

    Would that come from the multi-million dollar empire that holds up the detox craze or the anti-detox fairies?
  • bradXdale
    bradXdale Posts: 399
    Your kidneys & liver are detoxing your body every day.

    Don't fall for these schemes that you can somehow magically out do what your body naturally does already.
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    Has anyone done a detox and lost a good amount
    of weight and were able to
    keep the weight off for good?

    There's another current thread just with the same type of question.

    No need to detox. Your body does it all by itself. If it didn't, we would all be six feet under.
  • guinevere96
    guinevere96 Posts: 1,445 Member
    Look up the Peep Cleanse. I've heard that wipes all the toxins out.

    A+ referral
  • AmyRhubarb
    AmyRhubarb Posts: 6,890 Member
    No, but eating a calorie deficit and exercising I've lost the weight and kept it off for about 3 years now.

    No detoxes, no pills, no special diets, no food restrictions - I still eat pizza, burgers, ice cream, drink alcohol - as long as I stay in a deficit or at maintenance, I know I won't gain the weight back. Simple. :smile:
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    see the pattern here, OP?
  • earlnabby
    earlnabby Posts: 8,171 Member
    PeachyPlum wrote: »
    The best detox plan I'm aware of is the Drink Water/Expel Water plan. Your body detoxes naturally through metabolic processes.

    The best way you can help it along is to give it adequate water to work with.

    Getting enough fiber and fat also helps "expel" the non-water stuff.

  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    randomtai wrote: »
    I want a dollar for every detox thread... I would be rich :)

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  • earlnabby
    earlnabby Posts: 8,171 Member
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    randomtai wrote: »
    I want a dollar for every detox thread... I would be rich :)

    Would that come from the multi-million dollar empire that holds up the detox craze or the anti-detox fairies?

    maybe from the mastermind who developed the Peep cleanse?

  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,992 Member
    Has anyone done a detox and lost a good amount
    of weight and were able to
    keep the weight off for good?
    Great thing about MFP forums is you get to learn about some actual truth in fitness and health.

    Detoxes are sales scams. Peer reviewed clinical studies have revealed they do nothing to "detox" your body since the body doesn't create any natural toxins. If actual toxicity from ingestion of something is detected, then going to a poison control center or the hospital is where you consult since drinking/consuming a sales product won't take care of that.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

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  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    randomtai wrote: »
    I want a dollar for every detox thread... I would be rich :)

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  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    earlnabby wrote: »
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    randomtai wrote: »
    I want a dollar for every detox thread... I would be rich :)

    Would that come from the multi-million dollar empire that holds up the detox craze or the anti-detox fairies?

    maybe from the mastermind who developed the Peep cleanse?

    @tincanonastring‌ May we have our money please?
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    OP - There is but one thing you need to properly cleanse and detox your body of all chemicals and toxifiers...

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    Peep-Bucks for all my referring clientele!
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    Having cash problems? Learn how I overcame adversity and how you can do it, too, in my upcoming book The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM): Becoming A Cleansing Master And Starting Your Own Peep Dojo, or A Pyramid Scheme? Some Might Say So, But Let's Wait To See What The Courts Decide.

  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
    Your subtitles just keep getting better and better.
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    Your subtitles just keep getting better and better.

    I need to start a thread where I can keep track of them all.
  • misskarne
    misskarne Posts: 1,765 Member
    The ONLY reason I came into this thread was for the newest Peep Cleanse subtitle.

    (even if we don't have them here and they still look inedible to me)
  • Christine_72
    Christine_72 Posts: 16,049 Member
    misskarne wrote: »
    (even if we don't have them here and they still look inedible to me)

    We don't have them here either, they look disgusting :confounded:

    OP please,please do a search on detoxes here on the boards. There's a bazillion of them, and they all end the same way..... Badly!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • malibu927
    malibu927 Posts: 17,562 Member
    OP - There is but one thing you need to properly cleanse and detox your body of all chemicals and toxifiers...

    620-Peeps-facts-original-Just-Born-yellow.imgcache.rev1425414387312.web.jpg

    Peep-Bucks for all my referring clientele!
    60619675.jpg

    Having cash problems? Learn how I overcame adversity and how you can do it, too, in my upcoming book The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM): Becoming A Cleansing Master And Starting Your Own Peep Dojo, or A Pyramid Scheme? Some Might Say So, But Let's Wait To See What The Courts Decide.

    Is it? How many people do I need to get to subscribe before I benefit?
  • NikonPal
    NikonPal Posts: 1,346 Member
    You're not going to find much support for detoxes here.

    Have a read through this: http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/1159755/looking-for-a-detox-cleanse

    Good info -
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