The best thing a man can say to a woman

ThatDudeDonny
ThatDudeDonny Posts: 268 Member
edited November 15 in Chit-Chat
This is a spin off of the opposite, only this time women get to be the subject. Enjoy! Women, please pick the winner.
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  • Travis_2
    Travis_2 Posts: 1,445 Member
    I'm going fishing for the weekend, here's the credit card.
  • ThatDudeDonny
    ThatDudeDonny Posts: 268 Member
    "Dinner was delicious babe" kissing the back of her neck and whispers "I've drawn you a bath, and poured you glass of wine, now go relax while I finish the dishes"
  • Iscah13
    Iscah13 Posts: 1,954 Member
    "I bought you a burrito"
  • SteveinATL
    SteveinATL Posts: 2 Member
    "Go sit down and let me do the dishes." That one pays benefits.
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    ThatDudeDonny wrote: »
    "Dinner was delicious babe" kissing the back of her neck and whispers "I've drawn you a bath, and poured you glass of wine, now go relax while I finish the dishes"

    Who's crushing now? ;)
  • ThatDudeDonny
    ThatDudeDonny Posts: 268 Member
    edited March 2015
    wife or significant other seems distressed you say.... " " nothing, you bring her in close to you, and just hug her until you feel the stress leaving her body... and then... listen.
  • xXx_BlackRose_xXx
    xXx_BlackRose_xXx Posts: 1,392 Member
    I made you a bacon sammich. Extra crispy bacon.
  • mhecht32
    mhecht32 Posts: 360 Member
    ThatDudeDonny wrote: »
    wife or significant other seems distressed you say.... " " nothing, you bring her in close to you, and just hug her until you feel the stress leaving her body... and then... listen.

    Yeah this! I rarely want advice when I'm upset - Hugs DO WONDERS!! :).....lol now if only I could resist the urge to be like, " Why the fukc are you hugging me?!!?"
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I'm terrible at giving compliments. Getting better at it. The other day I was working on fixing a table with a spring-loaded leaf. I was under the table and 2 hands was not enough. I asked my wife to come over and hold the leaf in place while I drilled.

    I got sidetracked as I looked at my wife's hands. I told her she has the most beautiful hands I had ever seen. Sky was the limit that night. I got to choose the lingerie color AND the "Training" film.
  • mhecht32
    mhecht32 Posts: 360 Member
    The best thing I have heard was when I was wearing something I KNEW made m'butt look big, and the husband was like, "ooo Dat ASSSS!!!" <-- proceeded with a proper spankin. Hearing that he likes my curves helps me *sort of* like them too.
  • tat2cookie
    tat2cookie Posts: 1,899 Member
    SteveinATL wrote: »
    "Go sit down and let me do the dishes." That one pays benefits.

    +1. This wins hands down every time!!! If rather hear that then you look nice.
  • Altagracia220
    Altagracia220 Posts: 876 Member
    You are beautiful and I love you no matter what size you are.

  • ThatDudeDonny
    ThatDudeDonny Posts: 268 Member
    mhecht32 wrote: »
    ThatDudeDonny wrote: »
    wife or significant other seems distressed you say.... " " nothing, you bring her in close to you, and just hug her until you feel the stress leaving her body... and then... listen.

    Yeah this! I rarely want advice when I'm upset - Hugs DO WONDERS!! :).....lol now if only I could resist the urge to be like, " Why the fukc are you hugging me?!!?"
    Hugger must be confident to pull it off. I suggest completing 50 consecutive push ups before turning in for the night to stay in shape for these (hopefully) rare occasions.
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    :I'm Listening" and mean it.
  • lisainin1
    lisainin1 Posts: 23 Member
    I thought of you because......(fill in)
  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
    Laundry is folded and put away
  • ThatDudeDonny
    ThatDudeDonny Posts: 268 Member
    "Take the night off honey. What do you want for dinner?"
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member

    ThatDudeDonny wrote: »
    "Dinner was delicious babe" kissing the back of her neck and whispers "I've drawn you a bath, and poured you glass of wine, now go relax while I finish the dishes"

    My husband actually does this.... except he's also the one that made dinner :D

  • justjack18
    justjack18 Posts: 720 Member
    I cleaned the whole house for you.
  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,622 Member
    That dress doesn't make you look that fat
  • ashley1215
    ashley1215 Posts: 2,199 Member
    strozman wrote: »
    That dress doesn't make you look that fat

    Probably not the best... @strozman‌

    But I think better than words is making her feel like she is sexy and attractive and showing her you want her by taking it instead of beating around the bush... ;)
  • TheProudDadLife
    TheProudDadLife Posts: 654 Member
    I do
  • ashley1215
    ashley1215 Posts: 2,199 Member
    I got banned from the best thing a woman can say to a man. Guess that's what I get for being real
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    I hired a housekeeper
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
    ashley1215 wrote: »
    I got banned from the best thing a woman can say to a man. Guess that's what I get for being real

    bad @ashley1215‌ -
  • ashley1215
    ashley1215 Posts: 2,199 Member
    :'( What's my punishment
  • qwikstreet
    qwikstreet Posts: 94 Member
    Dinner is almost done and I'll do the dishes afterwards.
  • emilyrigh
    emilyrigh Posts: 55 Member
    (man gets home from work) I brought you coffee babe!
  • ThatDudeDonny
    ThatDudeDonny Posts: 268 Member
    ashley1215 wrote: »
    I got banned from the best thing a woman can say to a man. Guess that's what I get for being real
    Liar. Gimme another mile on your tippy toes.

  • ashley1215
    ashley1215 Posts: 2,199 Member
    I'm always brutally honest ;) and my calves are on strike :'(
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