Great new diet - Miracle patch

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keithmustloseweight
keithmustloseweight Posts: 309 Member
in Health and Weight Loss
Got mine booked in for next week.. fingers crossed. Anyone else used this before? Sounds really promising!

http://www.drchugay.com/innovation/weight-loss-tongue-patch-surgery

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  • luckydays27
    luckydays27 Posts: 552 Member
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    This has got to be the most asinine thing I have heard of. Stitching patch to your tongue so you cant eat, drink, sleep, talk, give head, kiss, etc. Plus you are stuck with a liquid diet for 30 days. That is crazy.

    I would rather be fat than have this procedure done.

    But hey, if you are all for it, do your thing.
  • luvriden
    luvriden Posts: 52
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    How about the real revolutionary diet "eat less and move more" it really works most of the time :-):happy:
  • CipherZero
    CipherZero Posts: 1,418 Member
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    How about the real revolutionary diet "eat less and move more" it really works most of the time

    How about ALL of the time?
  • keithmustloseweight
    keithmustloseweight Posts: 309 Member
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    How about the real revolutionary diet "eat less and move more" it really works most of the time :-):happy:

    This procedure is performed by a real doctor. Where did you get your PHDD?
  • tequila09
    tequila09 Posts: 764 Member
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    You must be joking
  • Sharkington
    Sharkington Posts: 485
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    Wow, you got one booked for next week, eh? Long flight from Australia to Southern California, isn't it? :wink:
  • e_v_a_y
    e_v_a_y Posts: 2 Member
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    Wow, you got one booked for next week, eh? Long flight from Australia to Southern California, isn't it? :wink:
    Oh snap
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
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    Obvious troll is obvious.
  • pinkraynedropjacki
    pinkraynedropjacki Posts: 3,027 Member
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    Move that body for a better body........ that's a 'diet' I'm part of.
  • _Zardoz_
    _Zardoz_ Posts: 3,987 Member
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    Numpty. You need to try harder if you want to take trolling up professionally. Don't give up your day job
  • keithmustloseweight
    keithmustloseweight Posts: 309 Member
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    Wow, you got one booked for next week, eh? Long flight from Australia to Southern California, isn't it? :wink:

    Implying we don't have doctors in Australia. Just continue being jelous I don't have time for haters
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    crazy.gif
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    That's stupid. I'm having my tongue stapled to the roof of my mouth. way cheaper and more efficient.
  • aelunyu
    aelunyu Posts: 486 Member
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    I prefer this to rasberry ketones.

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