welcome to Club MFP, can I offer you a drink?

BigEdge

maybe a Mai Tai? the bartenders specialty is Mudslides, however our special today is Banana Daquiries......

I'll leave you with a drink menu while you sit near the beach to decide, just call me when I can be of service to you~

kinkyslinky16

I'm not sure what to say here. I just like shots of tequila. No beating around the bush here.

BigEdge

two cold shots of Patron heading your way - here, let me adjust that umbrella for you, you may be getting too much sun...

ShellyBell999

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

Becka4Real

I'll fall for it! We're on the beach? Rum runner please!!

Northernlight03

Vodka redbull for me!

BigEdge

Becka4prez wrote: »

I'll fall for it! We're on the beach? Rum runner please!!

Rum runner coming up, blended or over? are you enjoying the band?

augustdon

Margarita please!

BigEdge

joanne882015 wrote: »

Vodka redbull for me!

comin


coming your way, are these kids bothering you? hey kids, play down the beach, people are trying to relax here!

Becka4Real

Over ice. No adult slushies for me.

dnunny70

Vodka and cranberry (Chopin vodka)

ItsMeGee3

Mojito please

vboatright22

Sex on the beach plz

BigEdge

dnunny70 wrote: »

Vodka and cranberry (Chopin vodka)

will do, be careful in the water today, there have been some sitings! nothing to be alarmed about, I am sure

BigEdge

Glynn20 wrote: »

Mojito please

will do, Darlin! can I offer you some sliced pineapple while you wait?

ItsMeGee3

I love this beach!

BigEdge

vboatright22 wrote: »

Sex on the beach plz

abso-lootly! do you like your sex with an umbrella in a tall tumbler?

vboatright22

Lol :yes plz

Hophead43

Good strong IPA please!

Altagracia220

joanne882015 wrote: »

Vodka redbull for me!

yeeess me too.

BigEdge

Hophead43 wrote: »

Good strong IPA please!

yes si
yes sir - are you comfortable in the shade, or would you like me to move you closer to the ocean?