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welcome to Club MFP, can I offer you a drink?
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I'm not sure what to say here. I just like shots of tequila. No beating around the bush here.0
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two cold shots of Patron heading your way - here, let me adjust that umbrella for you, you may be getting too much sun...0 -
Does this rag smell like chloroform?0
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I'll fall for it! We're on the beach? Rum runner please!!0
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Vodka redbull for me!0
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Becka4prez wrote: »I'll fall for it! We're on the beach? Rum runner please!!
Rum runner coming up, blended or over? are you enjoying the band?0 -
Margarita please!0
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joanne882015 wrote: »Vodka redbull for me!
comin
coming your way, are these kids bothering you? hey kids, play down the beach, people are trying to relax here!0 -
Over ice. No adult slushies for me.0
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Vodka and cranberry (Chopin vodka)0
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Mojito please0
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Sex on the beach plz0
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Vodka and cranberry (Chopin vodka)
will do, be careful in the water today, there have been some sitings! nothing to be alarmed about, I am sure0 -
Mojito please
will do, Darlin! can I offer you some sliced pineapple while you wait?0 -
I love this beach!0
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vboatright22 wrote: »Sex on the beach plz
abso-lootly! do you like your sex with an umbrella in a tall tumbler?
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Lol :yes plz0
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Good strong IPA please!0
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For most, this needs to be in the MFP welcome bag:
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joanne882015 wrote: »Vodka redbull for me!
yeeess me too.
sure, coming right up, you'll like what he does to these here -adds a tropical feel to an old standard -0 -
I love this beach!
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we're glad you like it here at Club MFP - please quit trying to peek under my loincloth....0 -
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Dirty martini for me! Kettle one!0
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I'll have a single malt scotch please, and tell the next lady in this thread her drink's on me if she sends me a friend request. Lol0
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sadiebrawl wrote: »Dirty martini for me! Kettle one!
here you are.....extra dirty for you - just like you like it?0 -
ThatDudeDonny wrote: »I'll have a single malt scotch please, and tell the next lady in this thread her drink's on me if she sends me a friend request. Lol
here is your scotch - on the rocks I presume? also, the lady denied your request, but she did hand me her room key -0 -
Jack on ice for me0
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figures, keep em' coming... Oh & leave the bottle on your way up Big guy.ThatDudeDonny wrote: »I'll have a single malt scotch please, and tell the next lady in this thread her drink's on me if she sends me a friend request. Lol
here is your scotch - on the rocks I presume? also, the lady denied your request, but she did hand me her room key -
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