If the person above you stalked you everyday

togmo

I don't know what I would do. That guy looks a bit crazy, you don't mess with crazy...

metaphoria

Hmm. I suppose I would try to look as crazy as possible to scare him away.

Will_Thrust_For_Candy

I would ask her to coffee

bellaamor30

I'd invite her to do shots with me

b3st

I'd tell her to get out the bush

MB_Positif

I'd push him into the snow pile.

NormInv

call the FBI and CIA, then dial 911

MercenaryNoetic26

I'd offer him a joint.

Be_positive

Wish her merry Christmas

MB_Positif

Call the police, he stole my username. Sorta

NormInv

be real negative with him/her

HealthWoke0ish

I'd say, "Respect my authoritah!"


...and then say, Nice boxers...go put on some pants.

SweetTrouble_

Throw snowballs at him

msbunnie68

check I didn't mix up my perfume with hubby's cologne.

Stoshew71

Invite her in for a drink?

coloprincess16

I would be flattered

MB_Positif

Girl's night out!

Be_positive

Run away... with my username

MercenaryNoetic26

Give a wedgie

MB_Positif

Squats

HealthWoke0ish

I'd turn around and ask, "Do you even lift?"

MB_Positif

Ask for a leg press challenge

HealthWoke0ish

Surrender without a fight.

abstractpainting

i'd ask her what calf workouts she does (mb)

Stoshew71

Ask her if her father was a martian, cause her smile is out of this world!

b3st

I'd offer her a cup of tea

MB_Positif

i'd ask her what calf workouts she does (mb)

I'd tell her the only calf specific exercise I do is calf raises. Otherwise I do squats, deadlifts, step ups, donkey kicks and hip thrusts to work my lower body

b3st

Bury her *kitten* in the snow, those legs may stick out though...lol

MB_Positif

Lol, you couldn't take me down. I'd already have you pinned down! And then we would make snow angels and build a snowman.

b3st

Not if your buried in snow