If the person above you stalked you everyday

xvxCelticWandererxvx · October 2013

Offer her a place to sit... On my lap! :glasses:

Give dude a beer and a doob...nobody should be doing that kinda thing sober

:laugh:

Amadbro: open your beer for you.

BrokenButBeautiful · October 2013

Smile and wave.

RECowgill · October 2013

Offer her a ride.

Groovyca2022 · October 2013

Have him be my chauffeur...

Amadbro · October 2013

Let her

BrokenButBeautiful · October 2013

Invite him in

mister_universe · October 2013

She does. I lead her along like Hansel and Gretel.

chelstakencharge · October 2013

That would be a good thing!

CookNLift · October 2013

throat chop

PeanutButterLuver71 · October 2013

Get him drunk

metaphoria · October 2013

Distract her with peanut butter and run away.

mister_universe · October 2013

Learn Kung Fu.

PeanutButterLuver71 · October 2013

Best him with a golf club Elin Nordegren style.

mister_universe · October 2013

Jedi mind trick her.

metaphoria · October 2013

Teach him kung fu the hard way.

sassypants0923 · October 2013

Hang out at a cemetery for a week

ThePlight · October 2013

We'd go shopping

johng1973 · October 2013

I'd buy a dog

ThePlight · October 2013

I'd buy a tiger.

ronit_rai · October 2013

I would steal her *****.

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