If the person above you stalked you everyday

mstaser

There would be handcuffs involved somehow.

Saucy_lil_Minx

The war would be on!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phoenix__Rising

Drag her out dancing!! ♪

Saucy_lil_Minx

Drag her out dancing!! ♪

All night?! Cause you know I gotz the energy for it

JonnyMacAwesome

Give her some BBQ's meat so she would stop, since she already does stalk me everyday!! :P

Michaelg235

we get so many girls

Phoenix__Rising

we get so many girls

Ask him how he found me.

JonnyMacAwesome

She already does... Give her some fresh BBQ'd meat, maybe that will tide her over until tomorrow. lol

Michaelg235

lol oh my

Phoenix__Rising

Follow_me

Ask her why a 94 yr old woman feels the need to stalk!

Saucy_lil_Minx

I would find out the color of his undies...lol

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

call cops. lol

Saucy_lil_Minx

call cops. lol

And who do you think they will believe sir?!

Phoenix__Rising

@Leo, get him to train me to have a great body.


@Nancy, Convince her we need Mani/pedis.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

ask het to work out and eat bacon with me.

Phoenix__Rising

@Leo, pull out my yearbook from 80 years ago to get his face!

Saucy_lil_Minx

Ask her to be my alibi!

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

@Leo, pull out my yearbook from 80 years ago to get his face!

Or you can ask me to send a pic. lol

Groovyca2022

@Leo, pull out my yearbook from 80 years ago to get his face!

Or you can ask me to send a pic. lol

Drag him to the creepy basement!

T1DCarnivoreRunner

Figure out how to end up in her creepy basement.

Megan101792

move out of the midwest

no_russian

Tell her to drive carefully

Megan101792

Ask my new mfp friend to stop stalking me.

T1DCarnivoreRunner

Turn a corner and then quickly find a place to hide before she gets to the corner.

Megan101792

I'd use my permit to carry a concealed weapon to good use

Groovyca2022

Arm myself..she's dangerous

Phoenix__Rising

:happy: Have fun, I'd talk her into our doing the town up like no one
could imaginell!! Shopping, food! spas . music.

Groovyca2022

I think we would stalk each other because that's what friends do!

borst13

Probably stalk back to see why she's stalking me