If the person above you stalked you everyday

danielleespin

Stalk right back!

ssmkgp

.....would love to

JONZ64

Sorry man, not into it

BigDoug13

i would stalk them right back and find out why!

JDArnold80

I'd think he was confused as to who he thinks he's following... Alternatively, I'd really have to wonder how fat I really am... Are my man boobs really THAT big to cause confusion?

FabulousFantasticFifty

Take me for a ride in the country on his bike!

vasairiah

Totally FR her *kitten*! Then do wine and a mani/pedi!!!

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vasairiah

The mani/pedi? Sure

donnysoule

I'd make sure she caught me

Hiker_Rob

Throat punch lol j/k

FabulousFantasticFifty

Make him go to the Gym with me and be my Spotter!

JONZ64

Stop and wait for her to catch up.."....Don't I know you from MFP?"

ItsMeGee3

Offer him a beer

Groovyca2022

I would love it...

(but if I didn't, I would be screwed because there is no way in hell I could out run her. lol)

MaxPower0102

Stop playing so hard to get

borst13

make a trail of ranch dressing to the police station and hope he falls for it

c_aw

as long as it won't bite

Building_Bulk

Wouldn't complain

Groovyca2022

Keep an eye out for his creepy van...lol

vasairiah

We'd go have maple bacon donuts

Building_Bulk

Invite her for dinner

kendall916

Have him snuggle to keep me warm lol

Cg2111

Take her hostage and make her watch old school wrestling with me

danielleespin

Lock the windows and doors so she doesn't steal my clothes

gothchiq

A stalker? Um... I'm armed.

YesIAm17

Start wearing a bulletproof vest

MileHighFitness

Wait till he was 18, then punch him in the face...

Train4Foodz

Assume he was stalking me to get away from being stalked by Yes... and offer a coffee in the meantime lol

danielleespin

Learn how to box.... haha