If the person above you stalked you everyday

Follow_me

Ask her why a 94 yr old woman feels the need to stalk!

Saucy_lil_Minx

I would find out the color of his undies...lol

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

call cops. lol

Saucy_lil_Minx

call cops. lol

And who do you think they will believe sir?!

Phoenix__Rising

@Leo, get him to train me to have a great body.


@Nancy, Convince her we need Mani/pedis.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

ask het to work out and eat bacon with me.

Phoenix__Rising

@Leo, pull out my yearbook from 80 years ago to get his face!

Saucy_lil_Minx

Ask her to be my alibi!

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

@Leo, pull out my yearbook from 80 years ago to get his face!

Or you can ask me to send a pic. lol

Groovyca2022

@Leo, pull out my yearbook from 80 years ago to get his face!

Or you can ask me to send a pic. lol

Drag him to the creepy basement!

T1DCarnivoreRunner

Figure out how to end up in her creepy basement.

Megan101792

move out of the midwest

no_russian

Tell her to drive carefully

Megan101792

Ask my new mfp friend to stop stalking me.

T1DCarnivoreRunner

Turn a corner and then quickly find a place to hide before she gets to the corner.

Megan101792

I'd use my permit to carry a concealed weapon to good use

Groovyca2022

Arm myself..she's dangerous

Phoenix__Rising

:happy: Have fun, I'd talk her into our doing the town up like no one
could imaginell!! Shopping, food! spas . music.

Groovyca2022

I think we would stalk each other because that's what friends do!

borst13

Probably stalk back to see why she's stalking me