If the person above you stalked you everyday

Docmahi

Steal that sweet effing hat

43932452

Ask him to move some furnishings.

dpwellman

buy a stationary bike so I would be easier to track

caitypants86

Be confused...because he doesn't like big boobs. Haha.

mister_universe

check her meds. She's clearly delusional.

xvxCelticWandererxvx

ask to drive his golf cart

sub10orbust

give her a ride in my golf cart

43932452

Invite him in

SoViLicious

Let her get me.

43932452

Ask her to join me for some popcorn.

hellothere1212

be surprised cuz she doesn't look like a stalker

43932452

buy a stationary bike so I would be easier to track

D'oh!! I got that. lol

BetsyThomas

ask her if she wanted to join me for coffee

Groovyca2022

Have the coffee ready to go

Macgeek74

I would be pretty ok with it

kitkatkr

Steal that sweet effing hat

That made me laugh :P

And I could probably handle that..

sub10orbust

pee in her hat

MrJimmies

Ask if he wanted to get some beer and catch a game.

Groovyca2022

Take some of that beer

griff7809

Make sure she doesn't get hit by a bus.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Danger2OneSelf

Make sure she doesn't get hit by a bus.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Let him meet my dog

griff7809

Let him meet my dog

I like dogs.

Danger2OneSelf

Well I kinda figured, just wanted to break the ice so you don't feel like you have to hide in the bushes anymore

JovanValor

would ask to teach me how to fish lol

griff7809

Well I kinda figured, just wanted to break the ice so you don't feel like you have to hide in the bushes anymore

*exits bushes with a case of beer*


Sup.

jonsey_s

Found, eventually, and identified by dental records....

jbalistriere

You look very intimidating so I'd probably run haha

jeets888

Erm ..... anyday especially with what she be holding in her hands .... not sure if would be classified as a stalker then lol

gloriaallen36

sweet!

ajaxe432

Would say "this is really cool"!