If the person above you stalked you everyday

sarantonio

Applaud his cleverness (took me waaay to long to get what you were saying...

PaleoChocolateBear

I would just give her time

sam308lbs

i wouldnt mind if he stalks me carrying that fan around.Its hot as hell over here.

PaleoChocolateBear

Ask him why his stalking partner has a blacked out face

CookNLift

run like hell.

mjpskwally

Stand there wearing my boxer briefs and a smile.

sarantonio

I'd carry confetti in my pockets and throw it at him every time he got too close.

PaleoChocolateBear

Start drinking champagne because when I see confetti I think party

sarantonio

I'd be drunk a lot... drunk and covered in confetti...

CookNLift

in for drunken confetti

omega_red84

I'd suggest we play World of Warcraft and then clean our glasses.

Whiskybelly

Probably get nervous and end up apologising for no reason. Then clean my glasses too.

jbalistriere

Tell him to smile. He looks sad in his profile pic.

PaleoChocolateBear

Tell them they're doing a good job, I hardly noticed them

omega_red84

Get drunk... ON HORSEBACK.

buckshot1969

tell her to share that bottle

Follow_me

Give her a spanking

CookNLift

Whiskybelly

Tell him to smile. He looks sad in his profile pic.

Not sad, just tired. Might replace the pic though.

sarantonio

Spray him with Febreeze...

nino07110922

I'd let the stalking go as if unnoticed.

solarpower03

Ask him to find better targets!

sam308lbs

ask him to take his own advice

Gmtribble90

Ask if he'd like to go grab a coffee.

digbybebe

Id have to tickle him to get a smile on thatface!

skinnedknee101

I would think he/she is a proper ninja, as a faceless person must be.

nino07110922

Let her stalk all day long. After all, I wouldn't want to be rude.

43932452

Get him to coach me.

nino07110922

Accidentally drop a paper showing where I'd be next.

solarpower03

Ask to spot me on bench