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Eat a Doughnut While You Still Can

Christophates
Christophates Posts: 3 Member
edited November 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
Gather ye chocolate-glazed while you can,
for time is relentless in its flying,
this same doughnut that rises today,
tomorrow will be dying.

Consider also this: The taste of a doughnut lasts longer when washed down with bourbon. I've tried it. Magnificato. Perfetto.

I did not do my miles today. But yet...in the immortal words of Booger:

"Sometimes you just gotta say, WTF? Because WTF brings you freedom, freedom brings you opportunity, and opportunity makes your future. So I hear your parents are going out of town. W-T-F."
-Word

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  • PAV8888
    PAV8888 Posts: 14,588 Member
    Allrighty then
  • azulvioleta6
    azulvioleta6 Posts: 4,195 Member
    The last time I had a donut was Friday, March 5, 2004. In other words, I don't really like donuts.

    However, a donut with bourbon sounds kind of good.

    You are a very bad influence, Mister.
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    A touch melodramatic for 330 calories dontcha think?
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