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What does ~YOUR~ sweat smell like?

nanusimprobus
Posts: 21
My beautiful sweetheart makes me three egg sandwiches every day that I eat before I clock in.
On my 5 minute ride to work, I eat two of my sandwiches . . . But, when I get there, instead of using the elevator up to the 5th floor, I take the stairs.
By the time I get to the fifth floor, I'm pretty sweaty & gross. But, when I eat my last egg sandwich, I smell exactly like BACON!
It is an exhilarating experience to eat the egg sandwich & sometimes think there is bacon inside because my sweat smells so delicious.
Eat on, baby!
On my 5 minute ride to work, I eat two of my sandwiches . . . But, when I get there, instead of using the elevator up to the 5th floor, I take the stairs.
By the time I get to the fifth floor, I'm pretty sweaty & gross. But, when I eat my last egg sandwich, I smell exactly like BACON!
It is an exhilarating experience to eat the egg sandwich & sometimes think there is bacon inside because my sweat smells so delicious.
Eat on, baby!
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...... What?0
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Whatever Kesha smells like after a gangbang.0
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like victory over my enemies0
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...... What?
Indeed.0 -
My sweat smells like unicorn farts.0
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I just want to curl up and live inside you. forever0
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Cinnamon. People keep trying to lick me when I work out.0
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inb4 fetish thread0
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Bum..
Kidding, it smells like, you know.... Sweat.0 -
What I imagine Sasquatch to smell like.0
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Like a BIG FAT NUGGET.0
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wtf...0
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