What's the worst thing a man can say to a women?

Bugdude54

Let's flip the script here. Worst things a man can say to a woman. Go

Bugdude54

Its not the jeans sweetheart

_Risko_

Probably "I don't care"

kangakev

"honey, let me show you how my mother used to do that"

stephanieluvspb

let me just watch the end of this game

Keishabh

Your sister is better in bed

lydiakitten

"You women are all the same. All you care for is *insert stereotype like money, cars, clothes*."

"What all women really want, whether they admit it or not, is a proper man to take charge of them/control them/put them in their place/show them who's the boss."

"Go back to the kitchen."

"Haha, you like *insert supposedly male interest, like martial arts, comic books, gaming, metal music*? Name three of your favourite artists from the 80's."

"I hate how girls deceive us with push up bras and makeup" (If you actually think her lips are that red naturally or her lashes that huge, and are shocked when she takes the makeup off, then the problem is not with the lipstick, it's with your understanding of what human beings look like.)

Also the following texts:
"haha so whats ur bra size lol?"
"hey so what r u wearing?"
" *unsolicited dick pic* "
And the classic one, if/when you actually reject the above guy:
"I was doing you a favour anyway, you *kitten*."

Bugdude54

Haha. Good ones

davidsanchezamezcua

My place or your place?

The_left_turnover

Are you sure the baby's mine?

The_left_turnover

lydiakitten wrote: »

"You women are all the same. All you care for is *insert stereotype like money, cars, clothes*."

"What all women really want, whether they admit it or not, is a proper man to take charge of them/control them/put them in their place/show them who's the boss."

"Go back to the kitchen."

"Haha, you like *insert supposedly male interest, like martial arts, comic books, gaming, metal music*? Name three of your favourite artists from the 80's."

"I hate how girls deceive us with push up bras and makeup" (If you actually think her lips are that red naturally or her lashes that huge, and are shocked when she takes the makeup off, then the problem is not with the lipstick, it's with your understanding of what human beings look like.)

Also the following texts:
"haha so whats ur bra size lol?"
"hey so what r u wearing?"
" *unsolicited dick pic* "
And the classic one, if/when you actually reject the above guy:
"I was doing you a favour anyway, you *kitten*."

LMAO! Classic

Bugdude54

Uh oh......it broke

lookin4gains

Just take my credit card

The_left_turnover

Yes, they make you look fat.

lydiakitten

"Woah, are you on your period or something?"

(After you very politely voice a concern of any kind.)

JeffS435

when is the baby due

katnroyal87

Who's your friend?

syedaounabbas

you are right, *insert female name* is hot

ncboiler89

Bugdude54 wrote: »

Let's flip the script here. Worst things a man can say to a woman. Go

I know the defacto answer to this but I could't possibly post it without getting banned.

La_Malfaisante_

I can't do a 2nd round tonight...

syedaounabbas

I am broke hun. We have to sell this house.

claire_meiklejohn

Haven't you ate enough.

syedaounabbas

Honey, do you really need more shoes?

carliekitty

Is that what yours looks like......

DearestWinter

"No, I don't feel like making you blueberry waffles this morning."

DearestWinter

lydiakitten wrote: »

"You women are all the same. All you care for is *insert stereotype like money, cars, clothes*."

"What all women really want, whether they admit it or not, is a proper man to take charge of them/control them/put them in their place/show them who's the boss."

"Go back to the kitchen."

"Haha, you like *insert supposedly male interest, like martial arts, comic books, gaming, metal music*? Name three of your favourite artists from the 80's."

"I hate how girls deceive us with push up bras and makeup" (If you actually think her lips are that red naturally or her lashes that huge, and are shocked when she takes the makeup off, then the problem is not with the lipstick, it's with your understanding of what human beings look like.)

Also the following texts:
"haha so whats ur bra size lol?"
"hey so what r u wearing?"
" *unsolicited dick pic* "
And the classic one, if/when you actually reject the above guy:
"I was doing you a favour anyway, you *kitten*."

Yes!! I can't stand the "deception" comments when it comes to makeup! It comes off as sexist and controlling. Also makes the guy seem terrifically unobservant.

Bill8855

This has to be up there.

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Bugdude54

Bill8855 wrote: »

This has to be up there.

That's pure gold. LOL