We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He stole crowns from Burger King and claimed they were handmade.0
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She didn't want my big mac. Thought it meant something else besides a burger.0
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He kept trying to play innocent, but I knew he was up to something.0
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I could never trust her because she was always plotting something0
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he never showed me his face0
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She always seemed shady0
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She couldn’t pick a place to eat... ever0
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He hated my cooking0
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She couldn’t cook0
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He never let me out of the bedroom..
Wait... what???
Come back bayyybeee0 -
My back was tore to pieces0
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She ignored the safe word0
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His safe word had 17 syllables and I could never remember it.0
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Her memory was shot, she would often forget who I was0
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She often called me her ex's name0
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He kept changing his name and claiming I didn't remember it.0
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She always yelled her own name in the bedroom. It was weird so I yelled my own name.0
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I found out he was cheating on me through MFP0
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Every night she give me dutch ovens.0
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He always had chilli before the gym so he could crop dust guys that benched more1
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He raided my liquor cabinet.0
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Kept borrowing my hats0
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Mid-air, he told me my parachute was really just a backpack1
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We went scuba-diving and she used me for shark bait!0
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He wasn't palatable to sharks0
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Sold my truck for a Tesla0
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he always wanted to be topless... even at my grandmas funeral0
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😂😂 she didn’t support my failed acting career0
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She wasn't cool with my buddy Humadog21 being topless all the time. I say flaunt it if you got it!1
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