We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

He was always judging me!!!

liftorgohome

She was the judge that sentenced me to prison for stealing a car.

epr31295

he went to Mexico to get some of the good stuff and while he was gone Trim had the wall built and he couldn't get back in!

liftorgohome

Because he didn't know who Trump was.

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

He thought it was funny to grab me by the *kitten* in public. It wasn't.

thepainmaker88

She was a crazy cat lady

Bill9160

His wife didn't like me hanging around with him all the time

liftorgohome

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »

He thought it was funny to grab me by the *kitten* in public. It wasn't.

It was funny and you liked it.

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

She was stalking some guy who liked to grab women in public. I think she was jealous that he didn't grab her, too.

liftorgohome

She didn't like public shows of affection like an @ss slapping.

neilwij

When i snore I sound like a tractor engine..

jamesakrobinson

People kept calling me a cradle robber

danavelling

He was always taking his shirt off

AliNouveau

She was never jealous of anything in fact told me I should find someone new

Bill9160

I wasn't new enough for her

AliNouveau

He was too new

AliNouveau

Shen wouldn't allow me any chocolate

neilwij

I kept eating all of her chocolate

Otterridiculousness

He ate all of Ali's chocolate

tc1333

She made me smile all the time

AliNouveau

He was always smiling. It was unnerving

Bill9160

She showed little emotion 😐

lx1x

He's clingy

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lx1x

She doesn't want to do laundry..

Bill9160

He washed everything together....turned all my underwear pink

PaperDoll_

He wouldn't wear the pink underwear.

Tankiscool

She didn't like my pink underwear. Real men wear pink!

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Tankiscool

SweetAsSugar7 wrote: »

He kept claiming my panties as his underwear

Don't lie, you loved it!😛