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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    He was too wobbly, I needed someone a bit sturdy :D
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,542 Member
    She grabbed onto the bit she thought was sturdy and now its all wobbly
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    There were never any cookies left....as quickly as I could make them they were gone
  • KimberlinaB
    KimberlinaB Posts: 4,018 Member
    She wouldn’t share her cookies with me. Lol
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She only had eyes for her ex's cookies.
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    His name wasn't really Gus! :o
  • Kladge14
    Kladge14 Posts: 227 Member
    Tank was in fact not cool
  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,871 Member
    He was always eyeing me
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    edited May 2019
    She wouldnt let me look at her.. keep pushing my face the other direction.
  • anitaplus4
    anitaplus4 Posts: 3,338 Member
    He was always trying to steal glances at his ex
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,542 Member
    When the invitation was +1 apparently the +1 wasn't me
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    he'd wobble and then fall down. He was on the ground more than now
  • THS2HASPASSED
    THS2HASPASSED Posts: 1,055 Member
    she wouldn't do kinky maple syrup stuff
  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,871 Member
    He thought maple syrup was kinky; when in all actuality it's more about the waffle iron
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    I would wake up often with these weird square burns on my body then she'd want to go for waffles
  • THS2HASPASSED
    THS2HASPASSED Posts: 1,055 Member
    because my ex before her burned her with a damn waffle iron... I know how to pick them LOL
  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,871 Member
    He was always ready to pick up his next ex, he had commitment issues
  • THS2HASPASSED
    THS2HASPASSED Posts: 1,055 Member
    she wanted me to commit after the second date
  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,871 Member
    He never wanted to wear a shirt on our dates, which was awkward in public
  • THS2HASPASSED
    THS2HASPASSED Posts: 1,055 Member
    she wouldn't take off her shirt on our dates which was just as awkward
  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,871 Member
    He was too impatient and wanted to rush everything. I mean, it had only been 2 dates
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Idk why.. I came home and he and all our furniture had disappeared 😭
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Cos told him to git.. 😉
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,542 Member
    Because she sleep walks, a few months ago she got up in the middle of the night, packed a bag a went sleep walking down the road, I must be a heavy sleep as she is not back yet
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He was a floosy.. he shared that wobble all over town
  • kegillum
    kegillum Posts: 58 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    He was a floosy.. he shared that wobble all over town

    Say it ain't so!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    kegillum wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    He was a floosy.. he shared that wobble all over town

    Say it ain't so!

    we are still happily together ;)
  • kegillum
    kegillum Posts: 58 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    kegillum wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    He was a floosy.. he shared that wobble all over town

    Say it ain't so!

    we are still happily together ;)

    Whew
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    She wanted to know where I'd be every minute of every day. Got a little creepy
  • kegillum
    kegillum Posts: 58 Member
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    I found him in bed with @slimgirljo15 :D

    :o:o:p

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