We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

srv524

She wouldn't play with my "collectors item"

slimgirljo15

Caught in the hot tub with the neighbour

srv524

Got water everywhere on my bathroom floor

PaperDoll_

He ate all his meals in the bathroom. Even in restaurants.

srv524

Her cooking was so bad I only ate in restaurants

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was always bringing me home Big Macs

happimess01

She said water aerobics is a workout for senior citizens and i should choose a more manly form of exercise

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was always hitting on the Senior Citizens😝

srv524

Wasn't old enough to get SSI checks

slimgirljo15

He was a gold digger

FabulousFantasticFifty

Not only was it those chicken legs, but I always felt like I was going to be pecked whenever she started clucking 🐔

srv524

Kept clucking my friends behind my back 😔

Essenzookzee

He spent waaayyy too much time with his cluckers.

srv524

She didn't understand my need to cluck

bigjuicy1234

He crawled everywhere he went. wouldnt get up and walk

happimess01

He didnt like seeing me on all fours

determinedella89

He asked me to buy him a collar and leader, but I didn't want a pet

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bigjuicy1234

Wouldnt take me to the New Castle Brewery

AliNouveau

He wanted to live in a castle in thought that a little too pretentious

KelleyCakes

She stopped wanting to bake with me.

happimess01

She kept going to the neighbor’s house to feed him cupcakes every night.

bigjuicy1234

my mistress was feeding me cupcakes every night

srv524

He made me eat cupcake crumbs off the floor

Cyberbartender

He like mud more than me....

PopRox90

I mixed him a drink and tried to surprise him and he spit it out. We were done after that ;(

bigjuicy1234

Said I wasn't allowed taco Bell anymore

PopRox90

Cause every time he ate Taco Bell is have to sleep on the couch

bigjuicy1234

She ordered bean burritos so had to sleep on couch

happimess01

She texted her therapist “Help me get through this” during our honeymoon