We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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handyrunner wrote: »Watched my butt to see if eggs came out
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Not so crazy after all.. it's a miracle, he did lay an egg0 -
Was always trying to fertilize her Ex's eggs0
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Sunny side up0
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⤴️ code for nookie 🙄0
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Lol learned something new0
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Not as "Handy" in the budoir 🤫0
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Couldn't handle me.0
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I found out she dated Travis 😬0
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He was what we would say "hanging out with the wrong crowd".0
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She wasn't adventurous enough0
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He did nothing but hang! 🤐0
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She couldn't handle the excitement.1
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He didnt understand that Standing at full attention was way more exciting than just hangin'! 🤷0
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She got mad because I kept saluting her.0
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I slowed down her modelling career..0
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He ate all the red Skittles. The nerve of some people!0
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Kicked her out.. glad I did.0
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Never did 🤗1
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He wasn't very observant... I've been living in his closet for years now.0
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »He wasn't very observant... I've been living in his closet for years now.
I hate to break it to ya, but you've been hiding in the wrong person's closet
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »He wasn't very observant... I've been living in his closet for years now.
I hate to break it to ya, but you've been hiding in the wrong person's closet oops
Nothing new there.. she does that a lot.. 😂1 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »He wasn't very observant... I've been living in his closet for years now.
I hate to break it to ya, but you've been hiding in the wrong person's closet oops
Nothing new there.. she does that a lot.. 😂
Hey now! I gotta live somewhere.0 -
Made me quit my job at the Pentagon0
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She never wanted to wrestle with me.
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It was Mutual. He actually started dating someone named Mutual...0
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He was always watching other women’s “wheels”, if ya know what I mean.0
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She never made things clear...know what I mean?0
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She would always give me a flat tire, if you know what I mean..0
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Kept making fun of my "Spare tire". Know what I mean?0
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Wanted an open relationship 😒0
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