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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Made me play games all the time = If I wanted to eat, I had to win a game = Want some luvin' another game.,...0
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He sang "foolish games" to me to try to woo me, it just made me sad.0
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She wanted to be woo'ed -- I just took my club to her, grabbed her by the hair, and had my way with her ..... pretty romantic, huh?0
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Last thing I remember we were doing some cave man bedroom stuff than WHAM!!!0
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Kept finding strange club shaped bruises.0
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She tried to get in between me & my cheeky nandos0
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Well I wouldn't say we broke up, however during the FBI raid on my house we didn't get to tie up loose ends. I will miss you my prisoner.0
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She turned into a witness against me for the FBI0
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Did realize we both had prisoners kept in our basement0
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There was no safe word.0
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Michael_Lucas wrote: »There was no safe word.
Checking pulses was my safe method0 -
blurodriguez7 wrote: »Michael_Lucas wrote: »There was no safe word.
Checking pulses was my safe method
Checked my pulse by squeezing on my neck0 -
blurodriguez7 wrote: »Michael_Lucas wrote: »There was no safe word.
Checking pulses was my safe method
Checked my pulse by squeezing on my neck
Thought you liked that?!0 -
Thought she knew what I liked more than me0
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Always had to ask her girlfriend what she liked.0
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Always assuming0
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told my sister I was a lesbian and was using him as a disguise!0
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Always made me be Robin0
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Was a straight out freak!0
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Wasn't accepting of others0
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Always made me be Robin
was actually batman at night! his bat signal wasn't a bat
it brought women to our home 
@nomad5326 wanted me to accept he had other wives and live like a normal person0 -
Was sleeping with my MFP friends0
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wouldn't sleep with me
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@determined wanted me to accept he had other wives and live like a normal person [/quote]
Couldn't abide by UTAH laws.
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I was a mormon he didn't abide by our rules
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determined_ella wrote: »wouldn't sleep with me
Wouldn't be friends with my friend trailblazinmn. Damn we're outta synch0
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