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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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blurodriguez7 wrote: »
Wouldn't call me Master Splinter in the bedroom.
I would never break up with @Slimgirljo15
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blurodriguez7 wrote: »
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Michael_Lucas wrote: »blurodriguez7 wrote: »
Wouldn't call me Master Splinter in the bedroom.
I would never break up with @Slimgirljo15
Sorry Sensei0 -
She didn't leggo my eggo0
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She broke my arm once just because I was eating a Waffle!
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With here arms broken, I had to do everything0
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He had no sympathy for me. Made me eat with me feet because of my arms.0
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She served me dinner with her feet!0
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Expected me to sit at her feet while she ate dinner0
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Wouldn't treat me like the Queen I am! ;p0
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Expected me to be a servant0
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He didn't want to serve me0
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Told me that she no longer requires my serving services.0
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because she said wrestling was fake0
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Wanted to wrestle me twice a day...naked and oiled ....0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Wanted to wrestle me twice a day...naked and oiled ....
Didn't want to mud wrestle0 -
I got tired of winning in mud wrestling...0
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Because I let you to boost your ego baby0
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Didn't want to share her Ego Swiss rolls with me.0
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jessejames6 wrote: »Didn't want to share her Ego Swiss rolls with me.
I don't share food sorry0 -
I shared everything...so did he ...including the crabs he bought home 0
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She told me she preferred lobsters *Innocent*0
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Couldn't explain where his pants were...left the house with em on and came home without em......0
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She took inventory of everytHing I did0
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stole my pants while I was working out at the gym, just to argue with me.0
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Couldn't find her pants and took mine0
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because he kept lifting up his shirt wherever we'd go and yelling "girls gone wild!"0
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we just didnt give it a chance0
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He wouldn't let me see his eyes. He left his shades on ALL.THE.TIME.0
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You wimped out on KingDa Ka.0
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