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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    She didn't like my Beforehand or Backhand... She was a Tennis PRO!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    While he was sleeping he would get all violent and I was always getting backhanded!
    Maybe he was sleeping maybe not! I got tired of trying to explain the shiners to everyone!
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    She would always lie to people about the bruises from rough sexy play... she liked me to tie her ankles to the headboard.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He once left me tied there for two days
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    One time we were role playing "Misery" during sexy time and for some reason she got all mad and broke up with me. :o
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He took it too far and the Hobbling was a Deal Breaker for me!
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    Was kind of a pessimist... Couldn't see the brightside of surviving our Misery role play.
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Bought the wrong kind of paper!
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    During a project in the bedroom, she said, "Bring me some 40 grit paper..." I brought her a Schlitz, the morning news, and a side of grits... I could never please the woman!

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He drank Schlitz but I was a Coors and Spatan Girl
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Wouldn't move to Colorado
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He was no Kennedy
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    She was classy like Jackie-O... Outta my league!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He was always calling me Jackie and my name is Linda! :anguished:
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    Didn't like when I sang Paul McCartney... La la la la la the lovely Linda
    With the lovely flowers in her hair
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    He looked too much like me... people thought we were twins... oh, wait... it is me! Let's get this back on the 1st page!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He impersonated his twin Brother and ... :grimace:
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    She liked my twin brother more than me.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He was always smiling at me with a Sardonic Smile :fearful:
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    She kept calling me Sardonic and I thought she meant I was the bad guy from Lord of the Rings!

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