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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    It was a condition of our release
  • slinkybinkydog
    slinkybinkydog Posts: 38,959 Member
    edited March 2018
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    Found something strange in his closet
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    She couldn't stand the sound of me clipping my nails and made me do it in the front yard
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    He wrote a tell all book about our relationship, it sold 5 copies, 3 of which were to his mom
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
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    cct204 wrote: »
    She refused to believe Captain America was better than Iron Man.

    You must have me confused with one of your other relationships because I so believe Captain America is better than iron man... I actually own some Captain America yoga pants
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    He would make me read that book to him before bedtime.
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
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    Her idea of "adult toys" was a frisbee or lawn darts
  • MizzBree
    MizzBree Posts: 265 Member
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    His idea of adult toys were ropes and adult size spinning wheels nailed to a wall.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    He had no idea how to use them... Creativity was always a problem for us
  • marieisme2015
    marieisme2015 Posts: 1,497 Member
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    He kept calling out his ex girlfriends name in bed
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
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    her smile says "ingenue" but her libido says "Hannibal Lecter" I hate lotion
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    He was obsessed with liver, fava beans and Chianti
  • aisak13
    aisak13 Posts: 146 Member
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    He was a he, unlike his match.com profile said
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    I told him I had a surprise for him, I guess it wasn't the surprise he was hoping for?
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
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    He could out-sing me in Disney Movie Soundtracks
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    That was true. She just wouldn't "Let It Go, Let It Go"
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
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    She could throw her voice and used it when we were intimate, making her various areas talk with funny voices
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
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    ChalkSlinger wrote: »
    She could throw her voice and used it when we were intimate, making her various areas talk with funny voices

    now that would be some funny stuff right there!
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    At parties she would joke she was a ventriloquist and offer to do a demonstration. Then she'd elbow me in the ribs.

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