We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

SuzyQAzureblue

I needed a little more and he wouldnt give me any

Stardog_Champion

i couldn't keep up

MerMandy17

He couldn't keep up

GFitMan

Couldn't keep up with her groupies

SuzyQAzureblue

i just wanted to be alone with him

GFitMan

You were - the porn webcam was just
a side hobby

arian10daddy

when I asked him how he kept his hair so perfect, he gave me a bottle of adhesive!

slimgirljo15

Stuck to everything

Alisontheice

Sadly doesn't like sticky things

gaborszollosy

Alisontheice wrote: »

Sadly doesn't like sticky things

I forgot to breathe when I saw her

slimgirljo15

A dead root....no fun

Alisontheice

Kept passing out. I think he just wanted me to resuscitate him

Love2Rappel

Because you let go of the rope...

slimgirljo15

I hung him with his own rope

Alisontheice

She drank the booze before I could get some

slimgirljo15

Yup..fuuckk she did ...can't argue with that

RunTimer

kept taking my Heart stickers

EnrgizerBnny

She said I couldn't keep up with her and left me 2 miles behind

Yogi_warrior

was always behind.

asianfashionista86

EnrgizerBnny wrote: »

She said I couldn't keep up with her and left me 2 miles behind

@runtimer lmao look closer at the picture @EnrgizerBnny

EnrgizerBnny

asianfashionista86 wrote: »

EnrgizerBnny wrote: »

She said I couldn't keep up with heOr and left me 2 miles behind

@runtimer lmao look closer at the picture @EnrgizerBnny

Ohhh its hard to see through a tiny pic on my phone the size of a pencil top eraser!

Yogi_warrior

she couldn't see anything on her phone.

RunTimer

@EnrgizerBnny , she kept calling me 'She'

RunTimer

@leonidas_and_spartacus , envy...he looked better in muscle shirts

Love2Rappel

Ran faster than me...

MzIrish

tipped my kayak over repeatedly

asianfashionista86

Got outran by she hulk @runtimer

FabulousFantasticFifty

She would replace her time with me with the twin!

Love2Rappel

Would not let me rub those sexy calves...

MzIrish

didnt like me rubbing his sexy calves