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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    edited March 2018
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    I mistakenly used her eyeliner as a pencil...5 times
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    He said he couldn't see us going anywhere. This was mainly because he could never remember where he left his glasses!
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    @Christy42177 You can't blame a guy for wanting some support! And it kept a little bit of you close to my heart :wink:
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    edited March 2018
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    He wanted a sunbeam but sunbeams are not made like me...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He said his name is Rico and insisted I wear feathers in my hair with my dress cut down to there.
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
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    She always slept tops and tails
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He would sit and watch me sleep. Creepy
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
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    I could no longer support her with my oyster shuckin' job
  • genchiyu
    genchiyu Posts: 244 Member
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    because I fell in love with Shakira.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    I was alright with the love of Shakira, but the constant impersonations were too painful for me to witness on a daily basis
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    She often confused Shakira with Chaka Khan...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    His hips did lie
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    She paid too much attention to my personal energy consumption and would split the bills based on how many KWh she perceived I used. Control freak
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    edited March 2018
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    She made fun of me when I wore legwarmers
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    She wore them around her neck and complain that it was hard to breathe.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,451 Member
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    She tried to kill her ex by choking her with leg warmers
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    Many factors led to our break up, I certainly felt justified leaving in the end
  • betty_veronica4
    betty_veronica4 Posts: 196 Member
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    Her split ends were ridiculous. They were so bad, they actually hurt.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    She was always trying to dance battle with me in public. I only do that in the privacy of my own home.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Of my diagnosis...

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