We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

FabulousFantasticFifty

He thought it was ok to have his Girlfriends call my phone to leave him messages!

slimgirljo15

Wouldn't take my messages for me

skahtboi

Was always making me take down messages.

slimgirljo15

I was just his temporary secretary.. ..

skahtboi

You're hired

stunningalmond

He didn't have much of a body

skahtboi

She didn't like the Futurama Head in a Jar type quality about me

slimgirljo15

We didn't break up..it was a vicious rumour

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EnrgizerBnny

She never included me in anything

DSwales11

I was more of a Duracell guy

Alisontheice

He used all the batteries

slimgirljo15

I lost the keys to the handcuffs

DSwales11

We didn't. I'm still cuffed

JovanValor

not sure lol

slimgirljo15

You broke up with me and didn't tell me for a month..I thought you were just visiting family

Alisontheice

She could never keep track of my schedule

JovanValor

Hated sagging

MissRheingold

never seems to follow the thread

JovanValor

Quick whited

MissRheingold

but but but I kept telling him I was quick witted.....

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slimgirljo15

Yep so was he ..no action

SeptemberSun_1333

I found teeth marks in the edible underwear. How dare you share that fruity fabulousness...

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Wanted me to become a communist.

slimgirljo15

Never happened...hey honey bun

Alisontheice

I think the relationship was all in my imagination

FabulousFantasticFifty

She had invisible Friends and lovers!

slimgirljo15

Her friends and lovers werent invisible ..they all lived at out house

rockyyy1991

Things happen, people change.