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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    He insisted I have a female gynecologist because he had jealousy issues. He also insisted on a female dentist. I had to replace my entire health care team.
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
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    Was insecure and listened to what her ex said instead of telling them to take a hike. Not having it.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    She wanted me to tell all the others to take a hike. Too possessive!
  • Cookietush
    Cookietush Posts: 2,046 Member
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    He kept wanting me to paint my body yellow. That s*** is itchy
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
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    Tied me up and left me in basement for several days.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He chucked a hissy fit because I accidently locked him in the basement.
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
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    She left the Kardashian reality show on for days. A man can only handle so much torture.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    All he watched was golf, a girl can only take so much torture :D
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
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    She tooted and blamed it on the dog.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He did not enjoy my dutch ovens 🤣😂
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
    edited December 2019
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    Tacos and beer did not agree with her stomach 🤢
  • Cookietush
    Cookietush Posts: 2,046 Member
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    He kept complaining about me tying him up
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    His feet looked like this, grossed me out
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  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
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    Did not know how to properly tie a knot
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    AriesFL wrote: »
    Did not know how to properly tie a knot

    Really, really.. that's why you broke up with me.. lame excuse 😕 we both know it's was your night visits all over the neighbourhood, alcohol for breakfast and gambling.. don't you dare blame our break up on me Mr



    😜
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    AriesFL wrote: »
    Did not know how to properly tie a knot

    Really, really.. that's why you broke up with me.. lame excuse 😕 we both know it's was your night visits all over the neighbourhood, alcohol for breakfast and gambling.. don't you dare blame our break up on me Mr



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    I had to get out of the house. Your excessive flatulence left the house smelling terrible. The smell even attached its self to the furniture and bed. The alcohol fir breakfast numbs the odor away. The gambling I had to do. I had to use the funds before you wasted it in late night infomercials and buying your collection of little glass figurines of safari animals. They won’t go up in value!

    😜

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    AriesFL wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    AriesFL wrote: »
    Did not know how to properly tie a knot

    Really, really.. that's why you broke up with me.. lame excuse 😕 we both know it's was your night visits all over the neighbourhood, alcohol for breakfast and gambling.. don't you dare blame our break up on me Mr



    😜

    I had to get out of the house. Your excessive flatulence left the house smelling terrible. The smell even attached its self to the furniture and bed. The alcohol fir breakfast numbs the odor away. The gambling I had to do. I had to use the funds before you wasted it in late night infomercials and buying your collection of little glass figurines of safari animals. They won’t go up in value!

    😜

    That smell was you, don't you blame me for that.. foot fungus 🤢
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She had a foot fetish
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Too cheap to buy me Pedicures and manicures💅
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    edited December 2019
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    Was too demanding on expenditures that didn’t benefit me so we needed to part ways

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