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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
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    She didn’t want to stay in one place always wanted to move from city to city.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She was always traveling and getting lost then calling me for help. Use your GPS already!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    edited February 2020
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    Every time I called for help, he was "conveniently" busy helping someone else! 😞
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She was too high maintenance, I mean come on do you have to supersize at McDonald's all the time?
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    He was soo concerned with house maintenance, that he never spent time with me. I need love and affection too!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    edited February 2020
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    He was yearning for Love & Affection ... problem was he wanted it from a muscle bound Man he met at the Gym. 🥴
  • Okillhavecake
    Okillhavecake Posts: 4,855 Member
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    She was way to fabulous for me 😔
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    He was well known for being infamous
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    She didn't like men that were taller then her. I'm only 1 inch taller
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    He didn't like men that made more money then him.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    edited February 2020
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    He wanted to spend all his time at the gym and wanted me to be the bread winner in the family.....

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  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    She was always teasing me about my belly
  • Okillhavecake
    Okillhavecake Posts: 4,855 Member
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    She wanted to spend all her time on the beach but I get sunburned easily
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    All she wanted to do was sleep on the beach all day. Boring!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He claimed that I was a bore and he wanted to find more excitement in life....sadly he acquired a rare form of something or other from the hooker he fell for called Lola aka Larry 😬🤐🤫
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    I found out she was moon lighting as a lot lizard
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He had a habit of calling his Exes names of reptiles! Rumor has it that he already calls me the Dragon Lady!
    Probably because I breathe fire when I'm angry...but just at him 🔥🐲
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    she didn't like it when I called her lizard, wizard
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He's confused... I recall him saying exactly that name when referring to his little buddy! 😬
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
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    Didn’t appreciate my over affection and role playing. Always took everything so literal.

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