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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I found out he had a friend with benefits named Turbo Man! 😬
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She didn't like my beer drinking friends coming over the house all the time, insisted we need more quality time together but then she would just talk to me about shopping and shoes and her hair. Boring!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He doesn't even know me ...AT ALL!!! 😒
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    she kept expecting me to 'know her' w/out ever explaining herself
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    He was so dazed and confused all the time, I think he was smoking MARIJUANA!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Was anti Everything fun! 🥴
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    she was always out late partying. I was up all night worrying
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She never earned my trust
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She had trust issues, I mean who cares if I go out for 2hr late night walks.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He'd always return from his walks wearing a big Goofy grin and smelling of women's perfume.🤬
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    She thought my deodorant was a perfume. Can't a man smell like pine in peace?
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Every time I went out at night he'd climb into fabs window.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Separation anxiety. Apparently, since I wasn’t legally separated from my wife, she was overwhelmed with anxiety...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He has a Wife???!!! 😲😵😱
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    I could never be her side muffin. Its front state or nothing for me.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He never made sense...I don't know if we're talking baked goods or crossing state lines. 🤦🤷
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She called vacation holiday and I was much too confused to know if we were taking a trip or cooking a turkey dinner 🤷😋
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She kept peeing in the shower, how gross.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    He was too anti-germ. Gotta make your immune system strong, like bull!
  • s1im62
    s1im62 Posts: 29,262 Member
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    She told me she sneaked out of COVID-19 quarantine, but only after she had been at my house for two hours and the cops showed up at the door in hazmat suits.

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