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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 28,992 Member Member Posts: 28,992 Member
    Old school..who still uses fax
  • Masyn88Masyn88 Member Posts: 1,207 Member Member Posts: 1,207 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Old school..who still uses fax

    I sent at least 40 faxes today!😂😂😂🤭

    ...because his hair was more luscious than mine
  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 4,002 Member Member Posts: 4,002 Member
    She was jealous of my hair and cut off chunks in the middle of the night
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,844 Member Member Posts: 1,844 Member
    She blew chunks during...oh, I cant even....
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 28,992 Member Member Posts: 28,992 Member
    She don't like me 😢
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 23,908 Member Member Posts: 23,908 Member
    I don't like him.

    He's just my BFF.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 247,255 Member Member Posts: 247,255 Member
    😳 called people terrible names .. but used acronyms so they didn't realise
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 180,965 Member Member Posts: 180,965 Member
    I finally found out what MLFB meant and this whole time thought it was a term of endearment 😧
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,844 Member Member Posts: 1,844 Member
    Wouldnt support my membership in the Moist, Luscious, Friendly Baton-swingers Club
  • Masyn88Masyn88 Member Posts: 1,207 Member Member Posts: 1,207 Member
    Didn't understand I would only cough up membership fees for clubs where the B stands for beer, bacon, or boating

    (I also don't know what MLFB stands for other than baseball or this "MLFB stands for Maschinenlesbare Fabrikatebezeichnung (German: Machine-Readable Product Designation)" which came up on Google :D:D:D)
  • happimess01happimess01 Member Posts: 5,950 Member Member Posts: 5,950 Member
    used the word 'moist' in her wedding vows. Just eww! I had to call off the wedding
  • Masyn88Masyn88 Member Posts: 1,207 Member Member Posts: 1,207 Member
    Wanted to get married
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 23,908 Member Member Posts: 23,908 Member
    Wouldn’t marry my fiancé
  • shaf238shaf238 Member Posts: 4,391 Member Member Posts: 4,391 Member
    Is a wife stealer
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 23,908 Member Member Posts: 23,908 Member
    He looks too much like Miley
  • shaf238shaf238 Member Posts: 4,391 Member Member Posts: 4,391 Member
    she doesn't look enough like miley
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 23,908 Member Member Posts: 23,908 Member
    He only likes minions
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 180,965 Member Member Posts: 180,965 Member
    She never lets me forget the time I used her favorite paper dress as kindling 😬

    👗🔥
  • Masyn88Masyn88 Member Posts: 1,207 Member Member Posts: 1,207 Member
    Was always setting fires!!!
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 180,965 Member Member Posts: 180,965 Member
    I couldn't handle all her compliments 🔥🔥🔥😉
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