We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

FabulousFantasticFifty · December 3, 2020 7:00AM

She wouldn't help me put my styrofoam ice cooler in the bed of the truck!

MzIrish · December 3, 2020 2:04PM

She kept stealing lipstick every time we went to the store. I told her she had enough, but her urge to find a new color.

FabulousFantasticFifty · December 3, 2020 5:26PM

She had me arrested everytime I took a sampler from the makeup counter at the department store. 😟

kjm3579 · December 3, 2020 7:06PM

She filled our house with samples of everything that she could find from every store in the area.

slimgirljo15 · December 3, 2020 8:25PM

Neverrrrrr

FabulousFantasticFifty · December 4, 2020 6:58AM

She was two timing me with an old friend. 😭

kjm3579 · December 4, 2020 9:41PM

She was trying to come between my Dear Heart and myself!!!

FabulousFantasticFifty · December 4, 2020 10:40PM

I wasn't his "Dear Heart" 😞

Watching_The_Wheels · December 6, 2020 12:57AM

She didn’t approve of my grown up Velcro shoes...

Sapphire3002 · December 6, 2020 1:25AM

I kept using his muscle tees as minidresses.

Watching_The_Wheels · December 6, 2020 2:27AM

I couldn't look her in the eye because she’s just like an angel; her skin made me cry. Unfortunately for me, I'm a creep and a weirdo. What the hell was I doin' there? I never belong there, so I left...

Cat0703a · December 6, 2020 3:56AM

I asked about his excessive sweating and he took offence. Apparently, his skin cried. And then his eyes did. We weren’t meant to be.

FabulousFantasticFifty · December 6, 2020 7:35AM

She spent her nights reading, completely ignoring me! 😞

Watching_The_Wheels · December 6, 2020 2:09PM

She grew impatient of me speaking only in the 3rd person...

PaperDoll_ · December 9, 2020 2:29AM

I could never remember his name no matter how many times he said it.

Cat0703a · December 9, 2020 2:35AM

She measured my thigh gap daily. It had to be 3.5 inches wide or we were finished. It was 3.44 inches so she kicked me out.

PaperDoll_ · December 9, 2020 2:59AM

She didn’t know how to properly stand. I tried giving her lessons but she never did figure it out. 😒

FabulousFantasticFifty · December 9, 2020 9:19AM

She thought it was funny to tell me to "Stand up!" Even though she knew I was and was just a little short person! 😞

Watching_The_Wheels · December 10, 2020 3:48PM

I totally misunderstood her. Particularly that time when although we agreed to have children, she preferred to have them with someone else...

FabulousFantasticFifty · December 10, 2020 9:45PM

He refused to adopt my eleven children 😢

We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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