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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 7,039 Member Member Posts: 7,039 Member
    She thought singing the Jaws theme song when I got into the tub was romantic
  • qxana1969qxana1969 Member Posts: 9,019 Member Member Posts: 9,019 Member
    Her time spent in the tub was obsessive, especially since she never used water.
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 190,053 Member Member Posts: 190,053 Member
    She never paid the water bill 😖
  • NVintageNVintage Member Posts: 601 Member Member Posts: 601 Member
    Every time she had to use the restroom, she'd announce loudly, "Time to pay the water bill!"
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 190,053 Member Member Posts: 190,053 Member
    She hated when I'd remind myself of tasks I needed to get done while in the loo. 🤷🏼
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 28,672 Member Member Posts: 28,672 Member
    I found post it notes in the bathroom everywhere that said “wipe, flush, wash hands.”
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 190,053 Member Member Posts: 190,053 Member
    She didn't like my reminders to improve her good personal hygiene habits 🥴
  • qxana1969qxana1969 Member Posts: 9,019 Member Member Posts: 9,019 Member
    She crossed the line when she spit on her thumb and wiped the "dirt" off my face.
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 190,053 Member Member Posts: 190,053 Member
    She didn't like my "Mom" spit. (The best disinfectant ever!!) 🙄
  • Kindhearts30Kindhearts30 Member Posts: 1,176 Member Member Posts: 1,176 Member
    Ask her..... she broke it off =(
  • Masyn88Masyn88 Member Posts: 1,246 Member Member Posts: 1,246 Member
    She would only eat kind hearts; always rejected the sadistic hearts is bring home for dinner.
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 190,053 Member Member Posts: 190,053 Member
    Every time she heard someone say "Eat your Heart Out" she'd take it literal and since she claimed I was her Heart, I became concerned for my safety 😰
  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,945 Member Member Posts: 3,945 Member
    It bothered her that I’d always have to stop and ask for directions but not necessarily when we were driving…
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 261,088 Member Member, Premium Posts: 261,088 Member
    Never ever are we breaking up. He can never leave bwahahahah
  • Masyn88Masyn88 Member Posts: 1,246 Member Member Posts: 1,246 Member
    She was too possessive - and I liked it ... too much?
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 190,053 Member Member Posts: 190,053 Member
    She claimed to be possessed, yet didn't like when I called in an Exorcist 🤷🏼
  • NVintageNVintage Member Posts: 601 Member Member Posts: 601 Member
    She hated my "green drinks", and would pretend that they made her nauseated...
  • tpacheco311tpacheco311 Member Posts: 66 Member Member Posts: 66 Member
    He was wearing my underwear
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 28,672 Member Member Posts: 28,672 Member
    She handed her underwear out to everyone. We’d be in line at Walmart and she’d be giving the cashier a pair. It was embarrassing.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 261,088 Member Member, Premium Posts: 261,088 Member
    She never wore underwear and as we live in a windy city everyone copped a view.. hussy :o
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