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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,431 Member
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    His knowledge of American things was vast but forgot about all things Canadian…including me. 😔
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    I spoke primarily in monosyllabic words…
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,902 Member
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    He claimed to speak plainly - then peppered his conversation with 5 syllable words
  • RiaChasingGoals
    RiaChasingGoals Posts: 136 Member
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    She only showed me half of herself.
  • Wolverine197676
    Wolverine197676 Posts: 189 Member
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    You have no head
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,431 Member
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    He thought he was Henry VIII and kept yelling “off with her head”

    I don’t know about you but I certainly prefer my head attached to my neck.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,902 Member
    edited February 2023
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    She was always ahead of me... I could never catch up
  • AdahGreen2022
    AdahGreen2022 Posts: 264 Member
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    She kept copying everything i did, but claimed she thought of it first, and that i was just always trying to be ahead of everyone...
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,431 Member
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    She kept copying everything i did, but claimed she thought of it first, and that i was just always trying to be ahead of everyone...

    (Sorry, I couldn’t resist) 🤣
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,902 Member
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    She was much more clever than I... she got bored with me
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,648 Member
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    She carried around a cleaver.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,902 Member
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    Protein didn't appreciate my knife skills
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,648 Member
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    She always made promises she couldn't keep. Kniving and spooning! It's Not the SAmE thing!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,431 Member
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    She only spooned and refused to fork
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,902 Member
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    She's hilarious - why would I break up with her?
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,431 Member
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    She made me perform at the buskers festival not aware that my humour is best performed behind a screen. Stage fright!! 😱
  • RiaChasingGoals
    RiaChasingGoals Posts: 136 Member
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    Dressed in a clown costume to meet my parents for the first time.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    She always viewed life in HD but unfortunately for me, I was only in standard definition…
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,902 Member
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    We had different definitions of compatibility...
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Of my inability to Rock the Casbah…

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