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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,036 Member
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    His idea of the perfect date was Zumba class.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
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    She objected to me wearing florescent yellow yoga pants
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,036 Member
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    He told me his yoga pants are fluorescent yellow because of gatorade stains.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
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    She tried to make me wear spanx
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,036 Member
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    He gave me second-hand Spanx for my birthday.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
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    We obviously had a number of issues....lol
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,880 Member
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    He kept trying to replace my coffee with tea
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,036 Member
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    She drank all my coffee at night leaving none for me in the morning. :(
  • TamraLynn78
    TamraLynn78 Posts: 307 Member
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    Well, one of my many toxic traits is sneaking off with all the bags of coffee from the pantry and burying them in our neighbor's yard. I guess some people have no sense of humor, because now I'm single.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
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    She was always digging into something...
  • TamraLynn78
    TamraLynn78 Posts: 307 Member
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    He’s a loud eater and unfortunately eats only corn flakes. There’s only so much one can take
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,036 Member
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    She didn't like my cooking..said everything tasted like stale corn flakes.
  • TamraLynn78
    TamraLynn78 Posts: 307 Member
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    Told her I did not like corn, especially in flake form. Part of me believes her cooking was a passive aggressive attempt to push me away forever. At least my life is corn free now.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
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    She just didn't get me...she said my jokes were too corny...
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,036 Member
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    He told me my teeth looked like corn kernels and took away my coffee. :(
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
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    She was a coffee addict...and refused my attempts to switch her decaf...
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,036 Member
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    He called me a coffee addict and gathered everyone to my house this morning for an intervention and a morning mindfulness meeting and yoga.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
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    She refused my help to convert her coffee addiction to yogurt (not yoga)
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,427 Member
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    The smells that came outta him while he did yoga just about did me in. I couldn’t put my health at risk any longer.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
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    She never believed that it really was the dog who did it.

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