We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

blu_de_ville

She gave duck when I wanted the d...

RunTimer

she wouldn't say what she wanted

blu_de_ville

You wouldn't listen

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I liked listening to her heartbeat, then she became a zombie.

slimgirljo15

He must have been zombie..he just wanted to eat me

JSurita3

She never wanted to eat out.....I got tired of cooking

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was a famed Chef who wold never cook for me!

MissRheingold

she Beat Bobby Flay, then ran off with him

FabulousFantasticFifty

She couldn't cook especially in the boudoir! ;p

JustCristina

I burnt her toast... again!

slimgirljo15

Was a terrible cook

FabulousFantasticFifty

Preferred Taco Bell over my homemade Mexican cuisine

buffer221

Just couldn't cook Mexican

slimgirljo15

Only wanted to eat haggis...

MissRheingold

he didn't have a well developed palate

FabulousFantasticFifty

Told me that I was under developed!

MissRheingold

she must, she must, she must develop the bust!

slimgirljo15

I just could not develop my bust anymore..Any bigger and Id be falling over...she still wasnt happy

FabulousFantasticFifty

Her enhancements were becoming outtta control!!!

MissRheingold

mercy!! she was always looking down her shirt in public -- for dropped potato chips

RunTimer

size mattered

JSurita3

I told him I'm working to drop these 20lbs but size just mattered too much.

RunTimer

she took offense when said she was PHAT

JSurita3

Always calling me names

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RunTimer

because of poo

(her dog ... everywhere)

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RunTimer

her cats...were huge (looked like dogs)

slimgirljo15

He didn't like my pu$$y cat

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