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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She gave duck when I wanted the d...0
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she wouldn't say what she wanted0
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You wouldn't listen0
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I liked listening to her heartbeat, then she became a zombie.0
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He must have been zombie..he just wanted to eat me0
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She never wanted to eat out.....I got tired of cooking0
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She was a famed Chef who wold never cook for me!0
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she Beat Bobby Flay, then ran off with him0
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She couldn't cook especially in the boudoir! ;p0
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I burnt her toast... again!0
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Was a terrible cook0
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Preferred Taco Bell over my homemade Mexican cuisine0
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Just couldn't cook Mexican0
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Only wanted to eat haggis...0
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he didn't have a well developed palate0
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Told me that I was under developed!0
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she must, she must, she must develop the bust!0
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I just could not develop my bust anymore..Any bigger and Id be falling over...she still wasnt happy0
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Her enhancements were becoming outtta control!!!
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mercy!! she was always looking down her shirt in public -- for dropped potato chips0
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size mattered0
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I told him I'm working to drop these 20lbs but size just mattered too much.0
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she took offense when said she was PHAT0
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Always calling me names0
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because of poo
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her cats...were huge (looked like dogs)0
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He didn't like my pu$$y cat0
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