We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He thought I was a hooker and was only willing to pay $250
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He was cheap
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Because making up was so much fun! ;-)0
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Was still hooked on someone else0
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He scheduled date nights with other women.0
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Because she didn’t like Pina Colada’s nor getting caught in the rain.0
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He liked watching movies upside down in his boxers.0
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he was always quoting songs, couldn't think for himself0
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Because she could dig my witty and whimsical retort and because “Baby your to square.” ;-)0
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he was confused about your, you're, there, their, they're, blah, blah blah0
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MissRheingold wrote: »he was confused about your, you're, there, their, they're, blah, blah blah
Not true, I got the blah, blah, blah, part down.0 -
had an irrational fear of lows0
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He made fun of my bedroom skills.0
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she invited her sister into our bedroom
huh..wait..come back!!!0 -
He took it the wrong way when my DAUGHTER wanted to borrow one of my shirts and I brought her in there. Perve.0
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I found out she was cloning herself0
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He thought I was a mad scientist when really I was just trying to make the perfect women for him, everything he hated about me was going to be eliminated.0
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she kept sneaking up on me , scraping my skin , and dropping it into a vial.
when I questioned her she said.."nothing..just wanted something to remember you by"
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He was actually dating one of my clones, I was locked away in the basement.0
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misspelled the prior post..she left out the 'w' in clo-ns0
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she wouldn't let me wear the rubber nose0
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He didn't want to wear the rubber nose on his face, if you know what I'm saying!0
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she was disappointed when I pulled off my clown shoes..feet were not really that big0
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It wasn't the size I was worried about, it was the smell! YUCKY!0
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she had a thing for hobbit feet
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He was too tall for me0
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I was to short for her0
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She dressed up like Too short and rapped for me, wanted me to "Shake that
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Bounce that monkey!0
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