We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

LiftingRiot

He didn't understand I need personal space. A little too clingy.

JSurita3

We thought too much alike

slimgirljo15

She still had a thing for her ex

JSurita3

She didn't want to be my rebound

KT_3009

I was the rebound and she took back the ex

RunTimer

..of this

synchkat

He laughed when I fell off the trampoline.

GETU1N

No

ScorpionQwean

he's lame

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ScorpionQwean

she IS tonya harding

RunTimer

He got mad when I called him 'Maxi'

pie_eyes

We did? -slits wrists-

RunTimer

I couldn't stop the hemorrhaging

synchkat

He was no good in a crisis

DWBalboa

She wouldn't dance.

ScorpionQwean

He wore a bib to the table at every meal

RunTimer

She put butter on everything

and yes, I mean everything

JSurita3

He wouldn't allow any lubricants in the house.

ScorpionQwean

RunTimer wrote: »

She put butter on everything

and yes, I mean everything

Ooooh, I like butter and it makes everything taste WAY better... slurp

RunTimer

She'd want to talk during the Mets games

kjm3579

ScorpionQwean wrote: »

RunTimer wrote: »

She put butter on everything

and yes, I mean everything

Ooooh, I like butter and it makes everything taste WAY better... slurp

Slid away from me every time we tried to make love -- too much butter can be a bad thing

slimgirljo15

Can't break up with ones Dear Heart..it's in the contract..

Misshodge64

EdTheGinge wrote: »

She was jealous that my heels were nicer than hers

LOVE

Misshodge64

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Can't break up with ones Dear Heart..it's in the contract..

Things last forever

Jerzeegirl13

She always dressed up as Marilyn Monroe

47Jacqueline

I wanted someone less critical

RunTimer

he'd stand with his microphone to close to the speaker..the feedback drove me nuts

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was a Peanut and I only liked Almonds

RunTimer

I'm not sure..he left mumbling something about not liking chocolate on his nuts